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monkielove

34 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:26pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
recently a friend laughingly called me a "hater." i wouldn't say i HATE, i'd say more that there's so much ridiculous shit to laugh about in our time. reality tv shows. opposition to marriage equality. the biebs. new laws passed before our very eyes that take our rights away while most americans remain blissfully oblivious and happily entertained with beyonce and football games. ha ha ha. hater.

the point being that; touch/sex-positive writer and social chameleon seeks collaborators for subverting the establishment, bar stool philosophizing, creative endeavors, adventure, and general low-key mayhem.

i'm an introvert that plays the part of extrovert well. friendly and easy to talk to. unafraid of risk. literate. often mistaken for younger than i am. has fingers in many pots. largely incapable of small talk (i can do it but for me it's only foreplay to get to the good stuff). constantly in a state of trying things on. craves intellectual stimulation.

i'm sensitive to the cruelty and suffering in the world. awed by the beauty occasionally demonstrated by humans. searching into the future. haunted by ghosts of the past. highly emotionally developed. a big soft, wet, gooey heart, but i won't show it right away. striving and wondering if i'll make it. am i a lion disguised as a mouse, or a mouse disguised as a lion? is enough ever enough?
What I’m doing with my life
i used to be very ambitious. lately, i feel that the most distinguished degrees are at best only buttresses to prop ourselves up and the most lucrative career in the world pales in comparison to the comfort and joy provided by a community of true friends. or as j.r.r tolkien puts it: "if more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." so the best thing i have found i can do for myself is to thoroughly enjoy my life and imbue everyone i touch with the feeling of having been loved, embraced, and understood. that sounds like some major hippie shit but it's what's real.

likes: kung fu flicks, puppies, a good piece of garlic bread, puns (!), sunrises, backyard fires, warm mud between my toes, bubble baths, endorphins, sharing a laugh with strangers, morning sex, zombie movies, waffle cones, pink monster trucks.

dislikes: too-cool-for-school people, pickles, apathy, rules, "authority", evangelists, a punch in the face, callousness, endangered species poaching, class warfare, aggressive spiders, shitty drivers, shitty roommates, dog shit on the sidewalk.
I’m really good at
writing. choosing the slowest line in any retail establishment. steering a car with my knees. making others feel comfortable. wrestling dogs. saying it like it is. sneezing several times in a row. tending to people who have been overlooked. kissing. communicating fully yet kindly. laughing at inappropriate times. dancing to phat beats. being good to others. dipping my hair into whatever i'm eating. finding the word you're looking for. composure under fire. finding the shoes i want cheaper online. massage. being present. getting distracted. communicating with the insane. looking extra fly when i wanna. following recipes.
The first things people usually notice about me
well, let's be honest, i have big tits, so those are probably in the top tier... i've been told i have an "amazing rack." my dreadlocks also get a lot of compliments.
i have also been described as a "badass" and a "do-gooder," as well as "bootylicious."

on a side note, a boy i once dated said i was "like a fucking unicorn," shaking his head in awe. i think what he was referring to was my intriguing mix of feminine and masculine qualities... i never had a dad and thus never learned the boy-girl dynamics game, so i am the type of lass who loves to sew, dress up purty, care-take others, and has a hearty feminine lust for sensual pleasures, and at the same time i will throw a football around, chop cord wood, and back you up in a bar fight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i've been on a fiction kick, enjoying the hell outta some george saunders. other authors i've been enthralled with at different times of my life were stephen king (angry teenager), jeanette winterson (just came out as a lesbo), david sedaris (partying and fucking lotsa girls), and barbara kingsolver (embracing my womanhood, or something). as far as non-fiction, some of my recent favs were "the new jim crow", "sex at dawn", and "in the realm of hungry ghosts" to name a few.

tv- some all-time favorites are THE WALKING DEAD, sons of anarchy, true blood, heroes, the office, family guy, the daily show, lie to me, strangers with candy, parks and recreation, drawn together, archer... you get where i'm coming from.

movies- what can i say? i watch a lot but it's hard to thrill me.

music- i like almost everything (no heavy metal, christian, or contemporary country, thank you very much), but some fav artists have been bjork, ani difranco, massive attack, fiona apple, erykah badu, the roots, johnny cash, the pixies, etta james, immortal technique, mos def, nina simone, imogen heap, phillip glass, chopin, eric satie. currently in high rotation on my jukebox are lana del rey and lorde.
The six things I could never do without
alone time. music of all types. books. exercise. nature. touch. healthy food. that's seven, but i'm a rebel, baby.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the collapsing dollar, the future of the united states, what i'm going to eat for lunch, the creative process, money, human motivation, sex, what i should be doing instead of this.

(or should that have read "sex-- what i should be doing instead of this"?)
On a typical Friday night I am
i drink, so sometimes on fridays i'm somewhere doing that. other times i take baths and read books, or watch classic movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have little concept of personal privacy.

unless you're the government.
if you're the government, piss off!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 28–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
what i want:
1) friends!! you should message me if we're over 70% match to one another. here's what i've learned in my several years on okc: regardless of if there turns out to be sexual chemistry, if you meet in person someone who's over 85 or 90 percent match, you have an instant rapport and an awesome new friend. and who doesn't want more awesome friends?

2) sexy connections...?
"hot" is overrated. me= sapiosexual. the best way to get in my pants? be smart and able to hold down a lengthy conversation with that smartness.
*note: i'm monogam-ish... i only do open relationships, because life is short and connecting with people is fun. but when i find someone i like i am (mostly) satisfied with them.
**note also: i am mostly gay (in that i have only had love relationships with women) but i do enjoy lighthearted fwb situations with men. while i wouldn't consider dating anyone-- male or female-- under 28, i nonetheless find younger guys (18-22) adorable, amusing, and i enjoy their high sex drives, so i'm not opposed to fwbs who are youngish.

be forewarned... poor grammar and spelling are anathema to me! (hiss!!!) if you don't know the difference between their, they're and there, stay away!