Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Two funny, witty, and sarcastic people looking to find a lady of
the same caliber to 'partake in some recreational activities'. We
are going about this shamelessly and apologize in advance if we
The quirky Chinese one is Natasha and the tall cool drink of water
is Thom. We met each other on OkCupid and began dating not too long
after. We like each other. It's nice.
We'd like to find another lady to share and treat like our personal
sex kitten but roles can be fluid in this gathering. We're not
looking for anything serious, just fun. What!? No strange
complicated feelings nor pressures?! Sign me up!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Natasha is a student at UofT, studying English Lit. and Sexual
Diversity. When she is not concocting random recipes she found
online she likes to sculpt, play board games, and watch horror
movies, but there are times she gets restless and desperately seeks
outdoorsy activity (weather permitting; when it rains or snows, I
look out my window like a forlorn puppy).
Thom is a musician playing shows across Toronto, looking all sorts
of hot with that bass in his hands and...sorry, I digress... A
great conversationalist and an excellent listener, he's the first
guy Natasha has ever met that nurtured her quirkiness and loves her
for being her. He also works as a Security Guard to bring home the
bacon...so safety AND bacon, ladies. Or vegetarian bacon, if that
is what you'd prefer. But you can't be mad if we have real bacon
while you nibble on that Fakon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One is really good at listening...the other, not so much.
One is really good at video games...the other, not so much.
Both are really competitive at Scrabble.
Both are really good at 'making the sex'
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Her: Boobs, smile, and friendly demeanor
Him: Tall...ish. (6'2), thin, blue eyes, and that sexy, scruffy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Him: The Stand, the original Star Wars Trilogy, (at this moment)
The Walking Dead and American Dad!, (at this moment) Belle and
Sebastian and Childish Gambino (at the moment) and Bacon.
Her: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Mary and Max, (at this moment)
Modern Family, American Horror Story (anyone else felt S3 finale
was whack?) and True Detective, Muse to Sidney Bechet, and a medium
rare porterhouse steak with veggies on the side.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Him: sex, bacon, humo(u)r, music, friends, family (he reluctantly
said his family)
Her: weed (he seconds that), the almighty Internet, cat videos,
water, hair clips, and pencils
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Her: What's for dinner?
Him: What is she making for dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends drinking or staying in watching movies,
eating an exuberant amount of food, and smoking a lot of weed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Him: Terrified of open water.
Her: sometimes I find a skittle in my bra and I'm not ashamed to
You should message me if
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you're a female and like the cut of our jib.
you are okay that I, Natasha, went back and forth from first person
narrative to third in the text. Don't worry, I won't do that in
person...unless you want me to? That would be a strange experience.
Would I end up confused about my identity at the end of the night?
If you have kept reading thus far, then you must like us!
Also, the boyfriend doesn't have to join in our fun, but he'd like
to be there to watch at the very least...typical man.
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