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monsieurdoipa

27 M Keizer, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess I'm pretty soft spoken but pretty well known for my one
liners, meaning even though I don't say all that much, when I do
it'll be good. Have 3 known weaknesses: water, bikes, and volvos. ask me about it or anything else you'd like to know.
Also, I'm a "mod." Banning fakes one old-greg at a time.
Thanks aaron for this, you can also take a look at my tumblr but it's very nsfw lol http://thekilldozer.tumblr.com/ you have been warned!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a bit and other things, you know exciting stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One liners, not too bad at cooking, also drinking whatever you put in front of me and being a bro.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dunno you tell me, all I know random people from skype always tell me I have a very calm voice lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't really read all that much, well book wise.
For movies I'd say- Aliens, They live, Fast and Furious (Just because it makes me laugh every time.) Starship Troopers.
I also enjoy the occasional foreign film (Amélie, The Illusionist, Singham, etc.)
Don't really watch tv anymore lol.
For music- The Naked And Famous, MGMT, Florence and The Machine, Feist, Owen Pallett, Andrew w.k., Journey, Stepdad, Twin Shadow, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Magnetic Fields, Yelle, Perfume Genki Rockets, Desire.
For food- Taco/burritos, meatball subs and egg rolls!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The internet and all the cool things to look at, yeah that's cool
-Bros/skype bros
-sammiches
-music
Other then that, nothing really comes to mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existentialism and furthermore or things of a varying nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in or going out for drinks with friends, Or maybe working, it depends?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch :(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Know what's up and have a sense of humor. You have b-b-balls of steel or if you enjoy french things as much as I do(I mean music and movies, etc, get your mind outta the gutter jeeez.) also if you can tell I'm not very serious most of the time. Only really looking for friends right now wooo.