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monster_cookie

35 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the deal on me, as told by the friends I've asked to describe me in one or two words. I am kind,smart,wickedly funny,open,honest almost to a fault,warm,cuddly,strong,dependable, calming, a good influence, and "good people".

For my part I would like to add that I am emotionally mature and available. Also a romantic who still has his hope in tact. I have a job,car, and a place to live(and the last two are not the same) :-).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Perfecting my muppet arms. YYAAAAAAAAAYY!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling when people are being less than honest. Also admitting when I am wrong and making amends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6' 1", sooooo.... ME! Also my eyes have been mentioned on more than one occasion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok. THIS section is a work in progress. I have a picture of my bookshelf in the photo's section. As far as movies, shows, music, and food goes I tend to have eclectic tastes in all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Books
Conversation
Music
Friends
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Causality, the universe and the role I play in the great "bigger picture".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I just stay home and take it easy. Other times I like to go out and get chipfaced.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I eat brownies. And I seriously did graduate from space camp.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If anything you have read tickles your fancy.

P.S: I'm currently engaged in a year of self improvement. This is imperative to me. I'm doing Krav Maga as my method of fitness. If you're unfamiliar with it, here is a link to what I like to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66-Iqhh7MQ