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  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Black, Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Im smart and a smartass.

I am George Carlin's long lost son from an interracial fling... okay so that's not true but I will probably turn out just like him (minus the fame) when/if I live to be his age.

My head is full of usless information only some nerd who's been returning champ 22 times on Jeopardy would know... like "the earth is 93 million miles from the sun" No I didnt just look that up, I pulled that one out of my arse.

I help old ladies across the street but I curse at them (windows rolled up mind you) when we are both on the highway.

Im a lover AND a fighter. I dont love to fight, but I will fight to the death for my lover.

I'm a crate digger. For those that don't know its kind of a hip hop term for people who are able to find the really good stuff (which is pretty much anything that's NOT being played on the Dallas hip hop stations today but it's still new music.)

I fear nothing... well not completely true. I fear what kind of serious trouble fearing nothing could potentially get me one day.

I don't believe in revenge too much, however if I see the car heading right for the bitch, don't expect me to push her out of the way.

I like little fuzzy dogs even though I look like I would own 3 full grown pit bulls.

Im not a nosey person, but I am extremely inquisitive (yeah big words there heh)

I like to sleep, probably too much. No Im not depressed, this is just what happens when you hit your 30's.

Okay I guess it's long paragraph time....


Im a people watcher. You can find me in a bar somewhere in the back with a good beer (or stiff drink) in hand and just observing everyone. Youd be suprised how entertaining people are after they get a few drinks in them. from the ditsy former high school cheerleader who's flaunting her stuff at the bar to see if she's "still got it" to the 14 year old man trapped in a 25 year old man's body who thinks hes "cool" because he can chug beers. These people are the types of people I will have the waitress send round after round of free drinks over to only because I want to see what they do next after thier blood alchol level has went up another half of a percent.

I have a career and not just "job". Ive been told I'm too focused on it and I tend to be a workaholic. I used to be in denial about this but I'm coming around and trying to equally have as much "fun time" as I do "work time". I know when to act my age and I know when I can throw caution to the wind. I forgive easily but it takes a while for me to forget. I can count all my "friends" on both hands and the other 5201 people I know are just "associates" but Im okay with that. When Im tired I sleep like a bear in hybernation but when Im awake I get restless easy. I listen to all types of music and prefer the live version than listening to it out of a jukebox or in a club (although I like to go see my friend spin at a local spot on Greenville Ave).

I dont let women who think Oprah has all the answers define me as a man, I define myself by my actions... and besides her own marriage aint all that great... but if she want's to send me some free shit, I will definately take it. (3 or 5 Series BMW, anything from the Apple Store, another 100k for more college, my own Chipotle Resturant supplied with workers that are there 24 hours a day and work for free, a lifetime supply of premium unleaded gas....)

I guess Im pretty normal. Im 100% a leo though, and I mean I am all of the good but also all of the bad.

I am deep thinker, funny, and creative badass lol
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now just trying to find that good balance between my career and work life and personal (fun) life. Trying to be a better "balancer" and not so much of a workaholic. Im trying really hard to be nicer to people with IQ's under 100 as well...its hard, but Im working on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Texas Holdem Poker

Im also good at being that friend who will tell you what you need to hear and not what you want to hear. "No dont go out in that dress its 12 sizes to small for you heffa!". "Yes Jason that girl over there is hot, but no dont go over there, shes out of your league, I dont want to see you get crushed like that tonight."

Also, my close friends will tell you Im really good an analyzing people. I have a nack for being able to identify specific personalities and when I watch these people in action I can usually tell you why they said what they said, who they really like and who they dont and if they are feeding you a bunch of BS or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically? My eyes.. dont ask me why but thats what I hear.

Personality wise. Im funny, but more of a George Carlin type of funny. You know, truthfully funny. Not a make stuff up kind of jokester.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mortal Fear by Greg Ilse, The DaVinci Code of Course, Remote Control, and my Communication Arts and One Show publications.

Food: Chipotle/Freebirds (yes Im an addict), a good seared tuna steak, most Itallian food, and Resees Peanut Butter cups.

Music: ALL KINDS..however Im very picky about my hip hop. My hip hip is not the hip hop you will find on the local radio stations down here. Thats not hip hop, thats a bunch of grown men acting 16 living out thier ghetto fabulous fantasies. How many ways can you tell a woman to drop it like its hot, describe how nice your rims are, or how much "ice" you can wear at one time?? Therefore you will not find the likes of Soulja Boy, Rick Ross, T-Pain, etc on my ipod. You WILL however find Nicolay, Little Brother, 9th Wonder, Ryhmefest, Pete Rock, and so on. Look them up on itunes and youll see what I'm getting at.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My shiny 17 inch MacBook Pro (yes Im an Apple whore).
High speed internet
My music (i need to listen to it while Im working)
My sketchbooks.
My friends (I said friends, not associates).

Update - I probably havent had a soda in about a year now... and I spend a lot of time in the gym. No Im not some narcasistic guy, I just dont want to die of a heart attack at 45 LOL.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Current events (yes seriously), my career, where I will be in 10, 15, 20 years (professionally, personally, and even geographically)

What's out there for me.

Who's out there for me.

My career

What new electronic gadget I can get my hands on before its released to the public (Im good at this people)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dont think I have typical friday nights. Imagine there being a big wheel like on a gameshow and its got 20 different things listed on it and you spin it... where it lands, thats where or what youll find me doing on a Friday night. You might catch me in a bar laughing and drunkards, you might catch me somewhere I can find a live band, I might just be at the movies trying to catch something that I have procrastinated seeing and now its only playing at 1 theatre now (and on a small shitty screen)... sometimes you just might find me hanging out at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you really want to know, dont be lazy, write me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you no time or patience for douche-bags, religious nutcases, the far right, and lazy people.

If you love affection.

Also if you have a wicked sense of humor or just want to pinch my cheeks, hit me up.