I am George Carlin's long lost son from an interracial fling... okay so that's not true but I will probably turn out just like him (minus the fame) when/if I live to be his age.
My head is full of usless information only some nerd who's been returning champ 22 times on Jeopardy would know... like "the earth is 93 million miles from the sun" No I didnt just look that up, I pulled that one out of my arse.
I help old ladies across the street but I curse at them (windows rolled up mind you) when we are both on the highway.
Im a lover AND a fighter. I dont love to fight, but I will fight to the death for my lover.
I'm a crate digger. For those that don't know its kind of a hip hop term for people who are able to find the really good stuff (which is pretty much anything that's NOT being played on the Dallas hip hop stations today but it's still new music.)
I fear nothing... well not completely true. I fear what kind of serious trouble fearing nothing could potentially get me one day.
I don't believe in revenge too much, however if I see the car heading right for the bitch, don't expect me to push her out of the way.
I like little fuzzy dogs even though I look like I would own 3 full grown pit bulls.
Im not a nosey person, but I am extremely inquisitive (yeah big words there heh)
I like to sleep, probably too much. No Im not depressed, this is just what happens when you hit your 30's.
Okay I guess it's long paragraph time....
Im a people watcher. You can find me in a bar somewhere in the back with a good beer (or stiff drink) in hand and just observing everyone. Youd be suprised how entertaining people are after they get a few drinks in them. from the ditsy former high school cheerleader who's flaunting her stuff at the bar to see if she's "still got it" to the 14 year old man trapped in a 25 year old man's body who thinks hes "cool" because he can chug beers. These people are the types of people I will have the waitress send round after round of free drinks over to only because I want to see what they do next after thier blood alchol level has went up another half of a percent.
I have a career and not just "job". Ive been told I'm too focused on it and I tend to be a workaholic. I used to be in denial about this but I'm coming around and trying to equally have as much "fun time" as I do "work time". I know when to act my age and I know when I can throw caution to the wind. I forgive easily but it takes a while for me to forget. I can count all my "friends" on both hands and the other 5201 people I know are just "associates" but Im okay with that. When Im tired I sleep like a bear in hybernation but when Im awake I get restless easy. I listen to all types of music and prefer the live version than listening to it out of a jukebox or in a club (although I like to go see my friend spin at a local spot on Greenville Ave).
I dont let women who think Oprah has all the answers define me as a man, I define myself by my actions... and besides her own marriage aint all that great... but if she want's to send me some free shit, I will definately take it. (3 or 5 Series BMW, anything from the Apple Store, another 100k for more college, my own Chipotle Resturant supplied with workers that are there 24 hours a day and work for free, a lifetime supply of premium unleaded gas....)
I guess Im pretty normal. Im 100% a leo though, and I mean I am all of the good but also all of the bad.
I am deep thinker, funny, and creative badass lol