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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 9:59am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Well I guess you could say I stumbled upon this site. Quite interesting. I think I'll stay a while and see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, a lot. Don't worry it's all in that white collar educated professional sector. But don't let that scare you, I'm not a boring stiff. I like to have fun. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people
Failing to bite my tongue at times
Finding that "spot" ;)
History and random facts. Jeopardy here I come.
Mastering the snooze button but still getting to work on time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? My lips I guess... dont ask me why but thats what I hear.

Personality wise. Im funny, but more of a George Carlin type of funny. You know, truthfully funny. Not a make stuff up kind of jokester.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mortal Fear by Greg Ilse, The DaVinci Code of Course, Remote Control, The Witcher, As a kid I read a lot of Judy Blume stuff, you know "Super Fudge", etc.

Music: ALL KINDS. I might go from Jay Z's Public Announcement right into The Doobie Brothers, then make a left turn over to Hall & Oates then get out of my car at the stoplight to kiss Taylor Swift on the cheek, then hitch a ride with Nas on the way to catch Santana in concert.

Shows: Shark Tank, Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen (yes I love Gordon Ramsay), True Detective, Game of Thrones, Orange Is the New Black, Anything Law & Order, and Nat Geo.. yes that's right Nat 'effing Geo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
The 24 hour news cycle
Peanut Butter Cups
Rainy days
More oranges. Yes I know that's seven things. But I'm serious about the oranges. Shit who knows, maybe sex and oranges together somehow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

All sorts of things. Deep thoughts, not so deep thoughts. Why can't cats run up and greet you with the enthusiasm of a dog. Is there some kind of Nate Silver algorithm to determine someones chances of being born here in the US. Yeah, we won the Geography Lottery but I could seriously spend the rest of my life living 3-5 years in a country then off to the next and the next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows. You should spin the wheel with me and lets find out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you really want to know, dont be lazy, write me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're intrigued. Aren't scared off, I might be a cross between Christian Grey and a teddy bear. You're smart enough to pick up what I'm putting down. Maybe you like a man to squeeze your ass but still respect you while doing so. You understand that if it's raining all day Saturday I might just want to stay in bed and watch good movies, but you know you're invited without asking. You're bored (but not boring) and want something to do... oh and yes this isn't my only picture. If you're interested write me, and please don't be crazy.