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montymontymonty

40 / M / Straight / Single

London, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:25pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
i'm a quirky, creative guy. i'm a bit unpredictable, very passionate, a great friend and very individual. i'm unlike anyone you'll ever meet ! i do all my own stunts and never shave anything below the neck line. i do charity work for victoria beckham
What I’m doing with my life
at the moment, i'm acting. and i'm a performance artist. i have a unique brand of performance-based comedy. i have been in film, tv comedy and commercials. i met paul daniels once. he was very perky
I’m really good at
singing, creating art, making friends, kissing. has anyone got a spare copy of black emanuelle on dvd? i'm good at standing out.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm short and passionate
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
ivans xtc, godfather, goodfellas, after hours, kind of comedy, dark horse

silver jews, lambchop, pavement, george jones, spinmaster plantpot, jeff lewis, gram parsons, lemonheads

chocolate, shepherds pie ! dumplings ! pickles ! squid !
The six things I could never do without
women
chocolate
music
dvds
hats
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sausages and how crap the present government are. and how expensive fedoras are.
On a typical Friday night I am
at the local rodeo eating corndogs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Private Dancer
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you're mischievous and creative. and you like lancashire hotpot