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montymontymonty

42 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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i'm a quirky, creative guy. i'm a bit unpredictable, very passionate, a great friend and very individual. i'm unlike anyone you'll ever meet ! i do all my own stunts and never shave anything below the neck line. i do charity work for victoria beckham
What I’m doing with my life
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at the moment, i'm acting. and i'm a performance artist. i have a unique brand of performance-based comedy. i have been in film, tv comedy and commercials. i met paul daniels once. he was very perky
I’m really good at
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singing, creating art, making friends, kissing. has anyone got a spare copy of black emanuelle on dvd? i'm good at standing out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm short and passionate
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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ivans xtc, godfather, goodfellas, after hours, kind of comedy, dark horse

silver jews, lambchop, pavement, george jones, spinmaster plantpot, jeff lewis, gram parsons, lemonheads

chocolate, shepherds pie ! dumplings ! pickles ! squid !
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
women
chocolate
music
dvds
hats
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sausages and how crap the present government are. and how expensive fedoras are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the local rodeo eating corndogs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Private Dancer
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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you're mischievous and creative. and you like lancashire hotpot