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moofaceasaurus

29 Ware, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++, LISP

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My self-summary
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Summaries are hard. Pass.

From a small town near Manchester, moved to London 5 years ago and then moved out again 2 years later to a small nearby town with great pun potential.

I am borderline socially inept and shy around new people, not really sure what I'm doing on a dating site.
What I’m doing with my life
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I earn my living making software for an evil multi-national company that probably kills small animals for the hell of it.

I waste most my my free time playing and spectating games (video and board). I should probably use my software skills to improve the world but I never have any good ideas.

I like to run and occasionally cycle, I'd like to a triathlon but swimming is hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty much universally incompetent

I am good at making bad puns, if that counts (or makes sense)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors I've read a lot include Pratchett, Murakami, Iain M. Banks, Frank Herbert, Neil Gaiman. Also, I read plenty of technical books on coding/software development stuff. Some have scary looking titles.

Not sure how to some up my music tastes, much of it I don't realise how weird it is until I share it with others and they just look confused.

I drink too much coffee and eat too much pasta (it's so easy to cook!) My cooking is generally very spicy, I guess I have burned away my taste buds or something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Computer
Something to read (I am pretty inseparable from my Kindle these days)
Chillies
Stuff to complain about
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Code
My MMR

My brain is usually fogged by an extraneous phrase, sound or riff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tired, I should sleep more during the week.
You should message me if
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you actually bothered to read all the way down to here without rage tab-closing