Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summaries are hard. Pass.
From a small town near Manchester, moved to London 5 years ago and
then moved out again 2 years later to a small nearby town with
great pun potential.
I am borderline socially inept and shy around new people, not
really sure what I'm doing on a dating site.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I earn my living making software for an evil multi-national company
that probably kills small animals for the hell of it.
I waste most my my free time playing and spectating games (video
and board). I should probably use my software skills to improve the
world but I never have any good ideas.
I like to run and occasionally cycle, I'd like to a triathlon but
swimming is hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty much universally incompetent
I am good at making bad puns, if that counts (or makes sense)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors I've read a lot include Pratchett, Murakami, Iain M. Banks,
Frank Herbert, Neil Gaiman. Also, I read plenty of technical books
on coding/software development stuff. Some have scary looking
Not sure how to some up my music tastes, much of it I don't realise
how weird it is until I share it with others and they just look
I drink too much coffee and eat too much pasta (it's so easy to
cook!) My cooking is generally very spicy, I guess I have burned
away my taste buds or something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read (I am pretty inseparable from my Kindle these
Stuff to complain about
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My brain is usually fogged by an extraneous phrase, sound or riff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tired, I should sleep more during the week.
You should message me if
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you actually bothered to read all the way down to here without rage
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