Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there, if you're reading this it means you have stumbled upon
my little corner of the OKCupid community. I never really know what
to put here, so I guess I'll just fill it with little facts that
don't fit in anywhere else on here, in order of decending
- I am very blunt, usually to the point of rudeness. I generally
mean well, but if you can't handle it you might not want to message
- I have a cat. His name is Archimedes and he's the love of my
life. I hope that doesn't make me a crazy cat lady...
- I like to go on crazy driving/hiking/walking/whatever adventures.
If you can drag me out of my house I can pretty much guarantee I'll
-I bake. I cook fancy grilled cheese or mac and cheese. I cook lots
of things. If I like you I will want to cook you dinner. I will
make you the best cup of coffee you have ever had in your
- If you message me something boring like "How's it going?" or "Oh
u sexeh gurl" I probably won't respond. I don't mind short
messages, I even prefer them, just keep it interesting.
- Things that will make me like you: Informality, intelligence,
ability to carry an interesting conversation.
- Things that will make me hate you: Poor typing, treating
conversations like they're job interviews, if you're too shy, or
are super creepy, or any of many other things.
- My favorite color is yellow. My favorite flowers are sunflowers,
dandilions and daffodils. I love things that are the wrong size,
like bonzai trees and huge pinecones. I like the cold more than the
heat. I adore thunderstorms.
- I quad skate!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Rollerskating. Living at home working at a bakery so I can save up
for my bed and breakfast in Alaska that I am going to have one day.
Making fancy coffee. Doing lots of sketching in my free time.
Loving on my kitten. Playing D&D/stupidly complex board games
and eating Chinese food. Being a cross between a ninety year old
lady and a five year old kid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, making a killer cup of coffee, abstract thinking, looking
way more badass than I actually am, giving massages, baking, taking
care of people, cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, the retarded and adorable faces I make, my perpetually
I also get a lot of "Awww, you're so little!" comments. Thank you,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shadow of the Wind
The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
A Song of Ice and Fire Series
Anything by China Meiville, Neil Gaiman or HP Lovecraft
Anything Classic Disney
Fringe (The first few seasons at least)
Of Monsters and Men
The Dresden Dolls
A Fine Frenzy
The Dandy Warhols
The Scissor Sisters
Anything else I can dance to...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kindle, Car, Sketchbook, Buddies, Adventures, Sick Tunes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What makes things beautiful.
People who make the same face in every picture taken of them, or
always crop things the same way/angle. It's a really interesting
The best way to catch a scene in a photograph, even if I don't have
Colors, and how they work.
Also, hands, and how they work. That one's quite a bit harder and
involves a lot of staring at peoples' hands on the subway.
How to expand this stupid profile to 1,000 words.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, painting or cooking dinner, or baking yummy desserts, or
rollerskating. Really could be doing anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of confrontations, and I secretly think everyone
around me hates me and is judging me. Even if you're perfectly nice
to me, I'll still be scared that you're talking about me behind my
back. So paranoid, lol.
Also I have really weird ears and toes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hear my favorite(Read: awful) joke.
You want to do something tonight. I'm bored.
If you want to hang out and figure out the universe.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.