Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
this profile is a bit of a work in progress ... so hang on tight. i
fell out of like with my last profile and so i'm starting over ...
and i'm 9,000% positive this piece of work will be as big of a gem
as the last one.
'tis hard to summarize when staring at the blinking cursor and the
computer screen .... i guess maybe im best summarized as random.
and fun. and as many other lame and cliche overused words you can
think of to insert here like: daring, adventurous, fantasmical, and
got it? good.
now moving on ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
kicking ass and taking names.
i mean, working hard to start-up a non-profit and soon embarking on
a documentary film adventure as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking and driving. but not at the same time.
and being a smart ass. (but thats only on the weekends ... )
I'm also pretty good at saying stupid shit at opportune times and
making dumb faces in photos.
I'm NOT so good at filling out online profiles. The questions beg
for smart ass answers. But I'm trying .... Really I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
But people usually laugh when they say it so I guess it's a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: everyone poops and heather has two mommies. (i'm wise beyond
movies: documentaries and comedies usually rule my school. i also
have a penchant for a compelling drama when i want to change it
shows: the real world kicked ass when i was 14. I try not to watch
too much tv now.
music: you name and i might like it. i fail pretty hard at being
able to rattle off a slew of band names at the drop of the hat ...
so this question difficult. I find pop artists fascinating. I
appreciate good lyrics and classic rock. I tolerate country music
from time to time. I have a harder time tolerating heavy metal ...
But there are a few songs I've liked.
food: whole grains, fresh fruit, and fresh vegetables pretty much
make up my entire diet. but don't see that as limiting .... It's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a partner in crime.
people who wear sequin and spandex.
my personal collection of spandex.
true story: i was only half serious about the french cooking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why okcupid suggested the username 'moonbeamthetank' and why my
parents never thought of it first.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
nothing is typical and in my perfect world everyday would be
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a weakness for artsy tech nerds and european accents.
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 28–38
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like adventures.
you want to adventure.
you like to ride bikes.
you want to go on a kick ass bike ride.
you are funny.
you want to be funny together.
you like clowns.
no actually don't message me if you like clowns.
Who are you looking for?
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