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moonbeamthetank

30 F Santa Rosa, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swedish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
this profile is a bit of a work in progress ... so hang on tight. i fell out of like with my last profile and so i'm starting over ... and i'm 9,000% positive this piece of work will be as big of a gem as the last one.

'tis hard to summarize when staring at the blinking cursor and the computer screen .... i guess maybe im best summarized as random. and fun. and as many other lame and cliche overused words you can think of to insert here like: daring, adventurous, fantasmical, and so on.

got it? good.

now moving on ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
kicking ass and taking names.

i mean, working hard to start-up a non-profit and soon embarking on a documentary film adventure as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking and driving. but not at the same time.

and being a smart ass. (but thats only on the weekends ... )

I'm also pretty good at saying stupid shit at opportune times and making dumb faces in photos.

I'm NOT so good at filling out online profiles. The questions beg for smart ass answers. But I'm trying .... Really I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm crazy.

But people usually laugh when they say it so I guess it's a compliment...right!?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: everyone poops and heather has two mommies. (i'm wise beyond my years)

movies: documentaries and comedies usually rule my school. i also have a penchant for a compelling drama when i want to change it up.

shows: the real world kicked ass when i was 14. I try not to watch too much tv now.

music: you name and i might like it. i fail pretty hard at being able to rattle off a slew of band names at the drop of the hat ... so this question difficult. I find pop artists fascinating. I appreciate good lyrics and classic rock. I tolerate country music from time to time. I have a harder time tolerating heavy metal ... But there are a few songs I've liked.

food: whole grains, fresh fruit, and fresh vegetables pretty much make up my entire diet. but don't see that as limiting .... It's exciting! :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my passport.
a partner in crime.
crime.
french cooking.
people who wear sequin and spandex.
my personal collection of spandex.

true story: i was only half serious about the french cooking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why okcupid suggested the username 'moonbeamthetank' and why my parents never thought of it first.

okcupid: 1
parents: 0
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
nothing is typical and in my perfect world everyday would be friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a weakness for artsy tech nerds and european accents.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like adventures.
you want to adventure.
you like to ride bikes.
you want to go on a kick ass bike ride.
you are funny.
you want to be funny together.
you like clowns.
no actually don't message me if you like clowns.