I like to cook and am very open and easy to get to know. I have a very sarcastic, witty sense of humor and love most comedies. I play a lot of sports including softball, baseball, and basketball. I also like to go jogging. When I grow up I'm going to be a professional baseball player....that or a Ninja. I currently am finishing my PhD in microbiology and yes, that makes me a nerd despite all the money my father pumped into those "ultra cool" lessons. Looking back, I think he just paid a homeless guy to drive me around in a Camaro all afternoon. Anyway, I like my job, probably will be a professor someday, if the Ninja doesn't work out, work out like 3-5 times a week, like to go out, play Quizzo, and hang out.

The kind of girl that I'm looking for is a funny, sarcastic smart girl who can call me an idiot whenever I am one. And that may be often. She's gotta love crap. And I don't mean stuff. I mean, it's like 2 in the morning, she comes home all tired and has to sit and watch the end of Shawshank Redemption just because it's on or she purposely cheats in cards just to get me riled up so she can laugh at me. A girl and loves it when I act stupid for her just because I can. She also must have a superpower.

I'm a graduate student at UPenn getting my doctorate in immunology. I'll be a doctor someday and might end up being the professor who gets jailed from your kids' college for gross inappropriateness. Class is not the time for bum fighting.

Sarcasm, wiffle ball, coloring within the lines, pretending to be asleep while my Mom is on the phone, guitar hero, Cranium, name that tune, name that smell, name that homeless person

My vestigial third ear.

Something Corporate, Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, Panic at the Disco, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Brand New, +44, Amber Pacific, Pete Yorn, Dashboard Confessional, Dido, Fall Out Boy, Amber Pacific

Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Shawshank Redeption, Napolean Dynamite, Usual Suspects, most comedies, anything with Ryan Reynolds, Tang.

Buffalo sauce, Family Guy, baseball, the letter H, Jack russell terriers, Springsteen

Lost....

at a bar, out at a movie, or giggling while watching The Soup.

I shower every other month whether I need it or not.

you take only 15% of what I wrote seriously. And there's a 60% chance of that.