Shit if that don't you excited, well...... well damn :0
Im a straight up person, looking for a decent guy, who i can shoot the shit with, Have fun, and I will flirt shamelessly with. No open relationships, and I want a partner in crime.
I used to put it all here, but nope, gotta ask me.
Go further below for more randomness or a laugh, because then the fuck is the damn point o.o
NOW GIVE ME NOODLES!!!
No im just kidding, but seriously i'll love you forever.......<3
Graduated, and tossing it all in the wind. I am working in Property Management.
Having laughing attacks, throwing down f bombs like an atom bomb
Drinking games, and proper shenanigans!
Taking care of my partnerr, oh lets not forget smoochin skillz. Made a guy dehydrated one time after a while of kissing...... yeah im good ;D
The crazy crap that comes out my mouth
Oh yeah, the ginourmous BOOBS!
Sometimes i just cant help looking at them myself, they are fantastic!
Divine Evil, Lovely Bones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Grimm Fairy Tales, Grimm Fairy Tales Graphic Novel, The Tower, Manga, and fan-fiction. And to my great dismay to admit heavy romance smut, BUT NOT FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. Shit is fluff thrown on crap.
Food: NOODLES, Tortellini, Pumpkin Cheese Cake, Wonton Soup, Pork Buns, Steak, Corned Beef, and more meat. Oh yea love apple juice. MEAD, gonna get my drinking horn.
Movies: Clue, Alien, Aliens, Hellboy, Batman, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Avengers. Pacific Rim, Village of the Damned, People under the stairs, re-animator ;Princess Mononoke, Naussica Valley of the Wind, and Shit ton more, I'll add more later.
Shows: Walking DEad, Game of Thrones, penny dreadful, and looking for more.
Music: I don't know, whatever tickles my fancy
Also love conventions, and Cosplay. I will do my twisted princesses this year damnit!!
my Batman stuff
Deadpool or Victor Creed......
Both are sexyfied crazy son of bitches =D
Ooh yeah, My career, and the usual....
At work, hookah, out drinking, events, movies, and business. And whatever the hell else I feel like. Up to almost anything
Even dancing in the rain
My spirit animal is the sour patch kid. Im such an asshole at first, but Im very soft and squishy in the inside.
I secretly have a domestic side.
And Im a closet romantic, screw the flowers, build me something, fix something, I love a man who is handy.
Or gift anything of BATMAN....
I think Id rip the clothes of right there and get biblical
But I would have to say the biggest thing maybe is, I just want a good man, someone who will take care of me. I don't say that easily. Everybody wants to be saved once in a while. I think my ideal man is maybe the lumberjack.
And a token weird one, I like it when I wake up from a nice sleep, and my breasts are like hand warmers.
1. No I do not want a threesome, get your fiddle sticks fondled somewhere else, that also goes for poontang.
2.And no I will not talk to you if you just want some free ass, im sure there are other girls who would like to do so. You'd be surprised, NO NOT ME
3. No i don't want to see you naked, unless you want to be ridiculed by all means be proud your nuggets and french fry. Best I can do for you is say oh well thats nice, but no......no
4. Cant believe.... And noo strap ons for anal fuck time. I'm pretty sure I'm not into sodomizing dudes for butt fun.
5. And no dressing up in animal costumes... Even if id look cute in them. Id rather get in touch with my homosapien nature.
Plus that shit haaaaaas to be hot as hell!
6. Just because Im all around pervy mothafocka, and got a backbone of adimantium,......I WILL NOT BE YOUR DOM!!!! Well unless I actually want to....... ONLY IF I WANT TO .... ah shit i just advertised myself 0.0;
Dudes....I'm not speaking Chinese...seriously...... I would totally love to learn mandarin
Wow you've made it to the end! This novel of a profile was designed to make you laugh. If you did at some point, message me =)
Fyi, i have a severe weakness for tall types, and the incredibly intelligent, super handy, or lumberjacks. It's all incredibly sexy =0 I can get impossibly shy with these types, trip on my face nervous.
But most of all, just talk normally, and make me laugh =)