I'm going to throw all the cards on the table so there is no web of shit sort of speak. I'm looking for a chill dude to go out with to bullshit. I'm not interested into one night stands, fuck buddies, or any casual sex. Plus you aren't going to score that easily, im like that legendary pokemon. And no cheats for unlimited masterballs!! And no bewby flashing flat out, come on theres porn for that!! Talk about ridiculous shit there.
Okay dudes, who are halfway decent with a sense humor that borderlines weird, or awkward come apply. I want a guy that I can hold a conversation with, and not be bored out my damn mind. Holy hell, not the awkward silences where I can hear crickets at a regular interval.
Be genuine, it's a major turn on when they words coming out of your mouth isn't complete BS on my regards. Throw me something thats about YOU NOT A QUESTION. practically give a guide and some STILL dont listen....
I'm honest to a fault, and I'm a horny little devil but my fire is only going to go up with conversation. Although I like talking about sex, let that not be the only damn thing we talk about. Then it gets boring faster than an uncontrollable fart.... i actually laughed when i wrote that..... something is wrong with me..... why are u here?? 0_0
I'm going to blurt out random shit about myself. See whatever tickles your fancy.
I love animals, I got a dog, two cats, two birds, and 14 fish(fish dont use condoms).
I love to make or fabricate shit, so cosplays are all about making helmets and crazy scifi guns. But mostly the helmets...
Im very clumsy, I have fallen down stairs, knocked over tables with my butt, or pushed things away with my boobs... I need that back up camera I swear.
Batman is my fantasy husband, and I love the video games verse, so I will have my geeky rants.Don't get me started on Mass Effect 3. that was an utter shit storm that hit us in the balls with force of a falcon punch.... -_-'
Love food, and im not skinny. That's that, i could be if I did weight training again(master at squats, lifted 217 once). But I'd rather be jolly like santa =) but much sessier ;)
I have an obsession with movies, if you havent seen some that are cult classics. i may gasp and clutch my chest(or boob? trying it now....yeah its boob) and fall right on my ass. But if you say hey i'll watch it. i'll spring up like jesus
I like being silly, and drinking is a shortcut. I don't drink at all kind of, only with le peoples. But i like cracking open a cold one while I kill dragons on skyrim. Never fallout, too busy screaming at ghouls
If I happen to strike a true liking to you, i'll have to beat my libido with a bat to make sure I don't go ahead and launch myself at you. And no thats bad, I wanna be known for the funbags not as being miss slutbags
My ideal man is a huuuge lumberjack that will wisk me away to a cabin castle for lots smooches and sex!
So those are some random little details about me, there are even more randomness down below. And if you read down this far, YEAY im not boring as fuck!!!!