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23 F West Palm Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello my name is Ariel, I am Flirty, Nerdy and lil Dirty.

I'm going to cut the shit, and be blatantly honest. If you decide you like that then sure message me, if not then well okay then. I generally want to have fun, and no I don't mean just be fucked six ways to Sunday. Although sex is nice, but I'm honestly looking for something more with a bit more substance. I don't want to go on a date, where its a struggle to talk. I mean, the hell with it, let's talk about the serious, or the most stupidest things in the universe. But I like people who are open, that want to to not be bored. lol, hell I am pretty much open to going to arcades, to shooting at the gun range.

I am in the middle stage right now working things out in my life in my favor, but I also want to go and do new things. If you are looking for someone who wants to just say fuck it. Lets go do something new and exciting. Well we might not end up as an item, but sure as shit I wont turn down that. Of course I hope I wont hate what flies out your mouth. But hey, you never know.

I'm complex, and no matter what I won't be figured out. But don't you worry about that, I'm not the psycho bitch that will slash your tires, or put a roofie in your drink.

Im a passionate, empathetic, loyal, and just such a rich mix of of things, like a caramel hot chocolate.

My likes goes from writing, drawing, playing video games, making costumes, fixing shit, debating, and trying out the new food places around town. I fucking love art, and I lean towards metal sculptures, or bright neons. I like things pretty, or grungy.

I also fucking love swearing as much as any sailor, and not make one apology. This might have steered some amount of men away, but that's okay.

I'm nice, polite, and sincere. I cant be bitchy or mean for no reason. Even when I do, I tend to be calm and collected. There is not one good reason for it, I'm very conscious about what's going on with you. I don't make a habit of being a self centered ass. Plus if you ever really need to know what's on my mind, ask.

I like to go and have fun, I hate being bored. I can entertain myself but Id rather do some stupid shit in a group or with my partner alone. Life is to be enjoyed, not wasted away with a lot of oh fuck my life moments. That sucks.

Im looking for the nice guy or gal, likes to have fun, doesn't mind a chick who has a bit of fire to her. A loyal person to be open with, and if you open your mouth I don't hear verbal garbage. Wittiness, and intelligence are so damn sexy, I cant even emphasize enough. Someone who can definitely go back and forth with me in flirty verbal banter.

My body type is changing, sure im a bit heavier than before. Im making changes, and trying to make myself better for me. Because fat or skinny, I couldn't give a damn what people think, and I think men should be strong that way.

I'm sure this turned into a damn book, . Message me, if I message you, means I had enough balls for that moment to. And If it's absolutely silly, or IDK. It's most likely I don't know how to approach you, just like you guys.

And I wont really respond to those looking for some action, nor the 'come cuddle me' messages. Seriously? I'm probably coming off like I have a stick up my ass, but I need to be clear. Anyone who actually can hold a conversation, or keep up come at me.

Just ask me random stuff, throw something out there, I frigging dare you =)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ive come back to life, and im here to..... do shit.


Studying to do my international test for Vascular Ultrasound. After that I'd like to learn Cardiac, then Muscular Skeletal. i can see actual tissue trauma within a person, that may be vey useful to military.

And Want to enjoy myself, make changes to live better, trying to grab life by the horns sort to speak.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art stuff, making costumes, doing other people's makeup.

Shit talking while playing on my 360. Even if I lose I'l still talk shit, lol

Cooking, because I own that! Let me get a new recipe see how well I do! Except baking, cant make a decent cornbread for my life!!! :'(

But maybe my smoochin skillz
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Been told my eyes or smile.

The crazy crap that comes out my mouth

Oh yeah, the ginourmous BOOBS!
Sometimes i just cant help looking at them myself, they are fantastic!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Divine Evil, Lovely Bones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Grimm Fairy Tales, Grimm Fairy Tales Graphic Novel, The Tower, Manga, and fan-fiction.

Food: NOODLES, Tortellini, Pumpkin Cheese Cake, Wonton Soup, Pork Buns, Steak, Corned Beef, and more meat. Oh yea love apple juice.

Movies: Clue, Alien, Aliens, Hellboy, Batman, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Avengers. Pacific Rim, Village of the Damned, People under the stairs, re-animator ;Princess Mononoke, Naussica Valley of the Wind, and Shit ton more, I'll add more later.

Shows: Walking DEad, Game of Thrones, and too many animes.

Music: I don't know, whatever tickles my fancy

Also love conventions, and Cosplay. I will do my twisted princesses this year damnit!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family(includes animals)
My comp
my car
my Batman stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Batman will always be my fantasy husband, but who to choose from Deadpool or Victor Creed......

Both are sexyfied crazy son of bitches =D

Ooh yeah, My career, and the usual....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

At work, hookah, out drinking, events, movies, and business. And whatever the hell else I feel like. Up to almost anything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never learned how to ride a bike, ....yeah , on the brightside though its awesome in your arsenal in a drinking game =)

My spirit animal is the sour patch kid. Im such an asshole at first, but Im very soft and squishy in the inside.

I secretly have a domestic side.

And Im a closet romantic, screw the flowers, build me something, fix something, I love a man who is handy.

Or gift anything of BATMAN....
I think Id rip the clothes of right there and get biblical

But I would have to say the biggest thing maybe is, I just want a good man, someone who will take care of me. I don't say that easily. Everybody wants to be saved once in a while.

And a token weird one, I like it when I wake up from a nice sleep, and my breasts are like hand warmers.
You should message me if
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Okay first off, I WONT respond to any proposals for the following. seriously, how is this damn list still needed?

1. No I do not want a threesome, get your fiddle sticks fondled somewhere else, that also goes for poontang.

2.And no I will not talk to you if you just want some free ass, im sure there are other girls who would like to do so.

3. No i don't want to see you naked, unless you want to be ridiculed by all means be proud your nuggets and french fry.

4. Cant believe.... And noo strap ons for anal fuck time. I'm pretty sure I'm not into sodomizing dudes for butt fun.

5. And no dressing up in animal costumes... Even if id look cute in them. Id rather get in touch with my homosapien nature.

6. Just because Im all around pervy mothafocka, and got a backbone of adimantium,......I WILL NOT BE YOUR DOM!!!!

Dudes....I'm not speaking Chinese...seriously

This list is still current, and if you do no offend thee with this. And If I seem too hyper from this crazy profile, don't worry, i'm actually mellow. Do message me, I will answer anything bold, and tell me about yourself. Or cut to the chase and ask or tell something personal. Or try instant chatting with me on here

Fyi, i have a severe weakness for tall beings, or those in the military or on the force. I can get impossibly shy with these types