Name is Ariel, and I'll crack the packaging plastic now so you know whats what. I'm revamping this bad boy, to clear the air, and make it way less confusing. Im a fulltime student, busting my ass being the best of my class. Im in my externship now, and going well. My time is devoted to school, but i want to have fun too.
I am going to try and condense everything into one little paragraph, so lord help me. Ill just describe my personality the best I can. Im a closet romanitc, im a loud when im comfortable with you. But I can be shy when im 'into you'. Usually im very open and not afraid to speak my mind or to people. Im a pervert, but does not mean I want all my conversations to be about sex. If so that the easiest way to get me bored silly. But I love to flirt and tease, and I absolutely love it when my partner seems like hes barely got his self control in check. Having said 'PARTNER', I want only one person to devote myself to and vice versa. I do not like sharing ;).
Im very frank, I do have a jackass sense of humor, and will make fun, lightly of course. Im weird, as shit, and make not one damn apology. Im serious sometimes, and I do not like to admit it, but very sympathetic, and compassionate. I may seem cold sometimes, but Im there when you really need me, have some stories, make you laugh, giggle, fall on my ass.
Im, complicated, im not going to lie. But I likes it 'simple lady'. I can easily be taken care of like a chia pet, but im way prettier, and more cuddly. I am a geek, i want to go to arcades, bullshit with pool and some beers. I want to fuck around with fireworks and endanger myself in losing a finger while im at it... wait no. I mean thats no bueno. Or even staying home, eating some noodles while watching an evil dead series marathon, or 80-90 action movies, either one. And if theres anything you do in particular, im ALWAYS up to try new things.
Im a bit to handle, im a stubborn jackass. And even sometimes its hard for me to relay what I feel, but I try my best, all you need to do is ask. I want thinks light anfd very hilarious with random debautchery.... or at least lots of penis jokes, yea i want a penis tent. (Kudos to those who know the reference). Im a do it yourself person, I never really depended on anyone else emotionally, but I try to open up, if I feel its the right person. I want to make my partner laugh, smile, be entertained, and I will be at your side doing shenanigans or helping.
I put my all into a person, i dont beat around the bush. and if i do its because im looking at the mother hefa trying to figure it out...... effing bush.
I know what I want, and I know what I can give. What you get is a loyal, loving jackass, with kilos of compassion and enough backbone to tell you, Oy retard the frigg you doing. And there to make you laugh or make you feel like the hottest shit ever.
Hell if you need to know more, and if this thing is waaay to vague for you, just friggin message me and ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT.
And to be on the random side, I have an obsession with noodles, Im scared of dragonflies those evil bitches.... Im an Rpg gaming whore, and a amateur cosplayer. i cant get enough sex jokes, and im always making suggestive comments because its way too easy. I love animals with a passion, and love snakes too. i went camping and Id do it again, although id like to have another person who can cook something, I had to make a meal out of spighetti'os and beef jerky thrown in the mix to feed a mass of people on the beach.... i did well though. I got more of that but Id like to know yours as well.
I totally want my Zaeed Massani, or James Vega, because no one can ever be as effing awesome as Garrus Vakarian. <3
Cuz boys and girls I want me someone I can cuddle and molest at the same time, so C'mere! (not a creeper Xp)