Shit if that don't you excited, well...... well damn. :0
Hehe, anyways, this little ball of what the fucks is going to lay everything on the table. Im a straight up person, I hate the web of shits kind of situation. I'm sure you have already deduced I can swear like a sailor. It just feels nice and rolls of the tongue sort of speak.
Im looking for a decent guy, who i can shoot the shit with, Have fun, and I will flirt shamelessly with. Im greedy so no open relationships, and I have a big tendency to care about my partner a whole lot. So no quickies here, and I want to really get to know you.
And no list of what you like or dont like for the love of god. Throw me something you did this week, Make a joke, bullshit, talk some shit, JUST HOLD A AWESOME CONVERSATION.
Intelligence is sexy as hell, like bite your lip kind of sexy. But hey, i like a man whose not scared to try new things. Have some adventures, and just say oh fuck it, WHY NOT?
And message me, I'm going to really try to get to you, but come on don't throw me just one sentence. And if were having a good one dont ruin it by taking a hard ass left turn with conversation all about sex. That was a fucking journey to smut town that i did not buy a damn ticket for. Only i get to start it, because then you really know i want that ;)
I'm not without my flaws, I'm too curious for my own good. I will always want to know know more, and i've received too many dick pics to create a galleria in frigging italy.... maybe they might be open to it.
The lighting, the tilt, the distance ....... INTERESTING.
Chat me up and we'll go from there, okay? And if you have immaculate beards, i will no resist asking to stroke it!! You have been warned........
Go further below for more randomness or a laugh, because then when is it ever the fuck worth the damn point