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moonlitqueen

24 West Palm Beach, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Names Ariel, i'm flirty, nerdy, and a little bit dirty.

I'm going to throw all the cards on the table so there is no web of shit sort of speak. I'm looking for a chill dude to go out with to bullshit with. I'm not interested into one night stands, fuck buddies, or any casual sex. You better go somewhere else and not waste my time. Plus you aren't going to score that easily, please. I'm sick of the twats who waste my time, and are like show me your boobs after 20 messages. Talk about ridiculous shit there.

Okay dudes, who are halfway decent with a sense humor that borderlines weird, or awkward come apply. I want a guy that I can hold a conversation with, and not be bored out my damn mind. Holy hell, and not the awkward silences where I can hear crickets at a regular interval.

Be genuine, it's a major turn on when they words coming out of your mouth isn't complete BS on my regards. Message me, throw me something interesting to talk about.

I'm honest to a fault, and I'm a horny little devil but my fire is only going to go up with conversation. Although I like talking about sex, let that not be the only damn thing we talk about.

And just so you can get a feel of what i'm like, i'm going to blurt out random shit about myself. See whatever tickles your fancy.

I love animals, I got a dog, two cats, two birds, and 14 fish(I like fish a lot apparently).

I love to make or fabricate shit, so cosplays are all about making helmets and crazy scifi guns.

Im very clumsy, I have fallen down stairs, knocked over tables with my butt, or pushed things away with my boobs... I need that back up beeper I swear.

Batman is my fantasy husband, and I love the comic verse, so I will have my geeky rants.

Also will have geeky rants on gaming, don't get me started on Mass Effect 3. that was an utter shit storm that hit us in the balls with force of a falcon punch.... -_-'

Love food, and im not skinny. That's that, i could be if I did weight training again(master at squats, lifted 217 once). But I'd rather be jolly like santa =)

I have an obsession with movies, if you havent seen some that are cult classics. i may gasp and clutch my chest(or boob? trying it now....yeah its boob) and fall right on my ass. But if you say hey i'll watch it. i'll spring up like jesus

I like being silly, and drinking is a shortcut. I don't drink at all kind of, only with le peoples. But i like cracking open a cold one while I kill dragons on skyrim

If I happen to strike a true liking to you, i'll have to beat my libido with a bat to make sure I don't go ahead and launch myself at you. And no thats bad, I wanna be known for the funbags not as being miss slutbags

So those are some random little details about me, there are even more randomness down below. And if you read down this far, YEAY im not boring as fuck!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ive come back to life, and im here to..... do shit.

GRADUATED!!!
NOW GIVE ME NOODLES!!!

Studying to do my international test for Vascular Ultrasound. After that I'd like to learn Cardiac, then Muscular Skeletal. i can see actual tissue trauma within a person, that may be vey useful to military.

And Want to enjoy myself, make changes to live better, trying to grab life by the horns sort to speak.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art stuff, making costumes, doing other people's makeup.

Shit talking while playing on my 360. Even if I lose I'l still talk shit, lol

Cooking, because I own that! Let me get a new recipe see how well I do! Except baking, cant make a decent cornbread for my life!!! :'(

But maybe my smoochin skillz
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Been told my eyes or smile.

The crazy crap that comes out my mouth

Oh yeah, the ginourmous BOOBS!
Sometimes i just cant help looking at them myself, they are fantastic!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Divine Evil, Lovely Bones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Grimm Fairy Tales, Grimm Fairy Tales Graphic Novel, The Tower, Manga, and fan-fiction.

Food: NOODLES, Tortellini, Pumpkin Cheese Cake, Wonton Soup, Pork Buns, Steak, Corned Beef, and more meat. Oh yea love apple juice.

Movies: Clue, Alien, Aliens, Hellboy, Batman, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Avengers. Pacific Rim, Village of the Damned, People under the stairs, re-animator ;Princess Mononoke, Naussica Valley of the Wind, and Shit ton more, I'll add more later.

Shows: Walking DEad, Game of Thrones, and too many animes.

Music: I don't know, whatever tickles my fancy

Also love conventions, and Cosplay. I will do my twisted princesses this year damnit!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family(includes animals)
My comp
my car
my Batman stuff
Noodles
Love+Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Batman will always be my fantasy husband, but who to choose from Deadpool or Victor Creed......

Both are sexyfied crazy son of bitches =D

Ooh yeah, My career, and the usual....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
KEEP CALM and CALL BATMAN

At work, hookah, out drinking, events, movies, and business. And whatever the hell else I feel like. Up to almost anything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never learned how to ride a bike, ....yeah , on the brightside though its awesome in your arsenal in a drinking game =)

My spirit animal is the sour patch kid. Im such an asshole at first, but Im very soft and squishy in the inside.

I secretly have a domestic side.

And Im a closet romantic, screw the flowers, build me something, fix something, I love a man who is handy.

Or gift anything of BATMAN....
I think Id rip the clothes of right there and get biblical

But I would have to say the biggest thing maybe is, I just want a good man, someone who will take care of me. I don't say that easily. Everybody wants to be saved once in a while.

And a token weird one, I like it when I wake up from a nice sleep, and my breasts are like hand warmers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Okay first off, I WONT respond to any proposals for the following. seriously, how is this damn list still needed?

1. No I do not want a threesome, get your fiddle sticks fondled somewhere else, that also goes for poontang.

2.And no I will not talk to you if you just want some free ass, im sure there are other girls who would like to do so.

3. No i don't want to see you naked, unless you want to be ridiculed by all means be proud your nuggets and french fry.

4. Cant believe.... And noo strap ons for anal fuck time. I'm pretty sure I'm not into sodomizing dudes for butt fun.

5. And no dressing up in animal costumes... Even if id look cute in them. Id rather get in touch with my homosapien nature.

6. Just because Im all around pervy mothafocka, and got a backbone of adimantium,......I WILL NOT BE YOUR DOM!!!!

7. And for the older gentlemen, no offense to you. But I'd rather stick near my age. Highest I'll even look at is 30. and do NOT set off the creepy alarm with , "oo baby I like girls that are a bit dirty" Good god, now I need a shower.... - _ -

Dudes....I'm not speaking Chinese...seriously

This list is still current, and if you do no offend thee with this. And If I seem too hyper from this crazy profile, don't worry, i'm actually mellow. Do message me, I will answer anything bold, and tell me about yourself. Or cut to the chase and ask or tell something personal. Or try instant chatting with me on here

Fyi, i have a severe weakness for tall beings, or those in the military or on the force. I can get impossibly shy with these types, trip on my face nervous