Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm here again. I was here before. This site has failed me
My involvement with this site will soon become irrelevant because
some day I will find out who is Cat Facts pranking me, and I will
marry them. (Google it.)
I've been spending a ton of time at the gym lately (yeah bro, I
lift). I got severely out of shape in my last relationship and I
fully intend on getting back in shape. So, no new pics until I'm
done being fat. I look relatively the same, actually.
I'm 28, but some days I act like I'm 90. I love to sit at my sewing
machine and quilt while watching Dr Who and drinking my tea... Or
going out and getting tacos with my buddies and drinking Angry
Orchard until I feel like I'm going to puke. I'm currently working
2 jobs and spending 15+ hours a week at the gym and working on
applying to 4 year universities, so when I want to unwind I'm
serious about it.
Also, I'm a giant nerd. Huge. I'm in to... most nerdy things.
I'm ambivalent about the use of Oxford commas, but recognize they
have their uses.
Don't be pushy about getting my number or hanging out. I'm severely
awkward. About all of the things.
Some days I communicate entirely with memes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school, working two jobs, being way too busy, trying to
have a social life, lifting like a boss.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
.. being a huge fucking nerd... and chemistry. I'm awesome at
Mostly, I'm good at video games, quilting, and making people feel
The first things people usually notice about me
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dat ass. And dat sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not even going to fucking attempt to do this part right now. There
isn't enough time in one day for me to talk about my favorite
Food? All of it. Especially if I've been training for 3
Shows/movies.. Dr Who, Star Wars, Breaking Bad, Aquateen Hunger
Force, other nerd shit, who reads all this anyway, just fucking ask
me, Futurama, South Park, no I don't like the Simpsons so don't
ask, and Backstrom.
Music: Metal. And some alternative kinda stuff. Mostly metal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Uhh.. Carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, alcohol, internet, my phone, a king
sized bed, the gym, a job, my sewing machine, my animals, a cup of
coffee/bottle of cider and a cigarette after a really shitty day,
cutting mother fuckers who attempt to write something witty here
with phrasing such as "6 item lists LAWL!".
Yeah, it's more than 6. Fight me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
using various objects as weapons, how I should exercise more, what
I'm missing on imgur or how many video games I could be playing
when I'm out doing adult shit, the next bonfire/party I'm going to
host and who I should get to come.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or drinking with friends or going on some kind of
adventure... At home.. Because video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I peed myself when I was 8 because I had to go really bad but
didn't want to stop playing Super Mario World.
I also am terrible at clipping my own toe nails but I'm too
ticklish to go get a pedicure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't know. If you want to? If you're not a dickbag and you're
not a drama queen and you want to talk about nerd shit or
I'm also pretty sick of seeing pictures of guys doing handstands
near a cliff or some place scenic and outdoors. Okay, I get it, you
hike, or at least went outside once. Good for you, you look like a
douche. I'm also really sick of the, "Hey look at me in the snow!"
pictures. Stop that. So, if you have one of those, don't message
Also, apparently now the big thing is water skiing photos. Unless
you do it goddamn professionally, I'd rather see your face and/or
your dog... Probably would rather see the dog.
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