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moonmoonssister

28 Tacoma, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 8:33am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm here again. I was here before. This site has failed me twice.

Shit happens.

My involvement with this site will soon become irrelevant because some day I will find out who is Cat Facts pranking me, and I will marry them. (Google it.)

I've been spending a ton of time at the gym lately (yeah bro, I lift). I got severely out of shape in my last relationship and I fully intend on getting back in shape. So, no new pics until I'm done being fat. I look relatively the same, actually.

I'm 28, but some days I act like I'm 90. I love to sit at my sewing machine and quilt while watching Dr Who and drinking my tea... Or going out and getting tacos with my buddies and drinking Angry Orchard until I feel like I'm going to puke. I'm currently working 2 jobs and spending 15+ hours a week at the gym and working on applying to 4 year universities, so when I want to unwind I'm serious about it.

Also, I'm a giant nerd. Huge. I'm in to... most nerdy things.

I'm ambivalent about the use of Oxford commas, but recognize they have their uses.

Don't be pushy about getting my number or hanging out. I'm severely awkward. About all of the things.

Some days I communicate entirely with memes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school, working two jobs, being way too busy, trying to have a social life, lifting like a boss.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
.. being a huge fucking nerd... and chemistry. I'm awesome at that.

Mostly, I'm good at video games, quilting, and making people feel stupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
dat ass. And dat sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not even going to fucking attempt to do this part right now. There isn't enough time in one day for me to talk about my favorite books.

Food? All of it. Especially if I've been training for 3 hours.

Shows/movies.. Dr Who, Star Wars, Breaking Bad, Aquateen Hunger Force, other nerd shit, who reads all this anyway, just fucking ask me, Futurama, South Park, no I don't like the Simpsons so don't ask, and Backstrom.

Music: Metal. And some alternative kinda stuff. Mostly metal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Uhh.. Carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, alcohol, internet, my phone, a king sized bed, the gym, a job, my sewing machine, my animals, a cup of coffee/bottle of cider and a cigarette after a really shitty day, cutting mother fuckers who attempt to write something witty here with phrasing such as "6 item lists LAWL!".

Yeah, it's more than 6. Fight me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
using various objects as weapons, how I should exercise more, what I'm missing on imgur or how many video games I could be playing when I'm out doing adult shit, the next bonfire/party I'm going to host and who I should get to come.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or drinking with friends or going on some kind of adventure... At home.. Because video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I peed myself when I was 8 because I had to go really bad but didn't want to stop playing Super Mario World.

I also am terrible at clipping my own toe nails but I'm too ticklish to go get a pedicure.
You should message me if
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I don't know. If you want to? If you're not a dickbag and you're not a drama queen and you want to talk about nerd shit or something.

I'm also pretty sick of seeing pictures of guys doing handstands near a cliff or some place scenic and outdoors. Okay, I get it, you hike, or at least went outside once. Good for you, you look like a douche. I'm also really sick of the, "Hey look at me in the snow!" pictures. Stop that. So, if you have one of those, don't message me.

Also, apparently now the big thing is water skiing photos. Unless you do it goddamn professionally, I'd rather see your face and/or your dog... Probably would rather see the dog.