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25 M Norfolk, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:48pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Howdy, I'm Mike. Or Michael. Whatever. I'm in the navy, so call me sailor moon if you must.

I enjoy reading, tv, new movies, reddit, cigars, xbox, sleeping, bad jokes, concerts, and beer.

I'm also open to new fun things to do.

Mostly, I want a lady I can pick out from the crowd. One that's like me enough that I can get along with, but different enough so that it's not like hanging out with another me. I do that enough already.
What I’m doing with my life
Waking up earlier than I like. hoping Ill develop a talent or interest that would let me get a good civilian job.
Sometimes Thinking really deep stuff. More likely I'm thinking about anything that helps pass the day away. Lately it's been daydreaming about building a cabin in the woods somewhere and how I'd build & design it.
I’m really good at
Nothing much. I tend to get better, but never perfect.
The first things people usually notice about me
Monotone, poker face. I relax the more I get to know you. im actually pretty goofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dark Tower series (favorite), Chuck Palhinuk (probably spelled wrong), Stephen King, Lovecraft, Charles Bukowski, zombie books, random fiction that catches my interest.

Movies: Two favorites are Eraserhead and Ghost Dog: way of the Samurai. I dont like dance movies and you'll have to sweet talk me into a romance or dramedy. Once in a while I'll netflix an old disney movie out of nostalgia.

Shows: New Girl, Its always sunny in Philedelphia, Family Guy, Wilfred, Robot Chicken, Walking Dead, how I met your mother, x-files, sons of anarchy, workaholics, breaking bad, 30 rock, twin peaks, adventure time, regular show, once upon a time, misfits, Daria, Simpsons, American dad

Music: Explosions in the Sky, Gorillaz, Cranberries, Chumbawumba, other random music.

Food: Burgers. They're just great. Steak and jimmy johns is good too.
The six things I could never do without
sleeping in, movies, motorcycle, books, comfortable bed, Stewart's key lime fountain soda.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A better job than what I have, and thinking about thinking. When my next oppurtunity to nap is. What movies too see on the weekends.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Nothing special.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like cuddling. So what? Say something.

I also dont trust horses and rodents (exception: ferrets).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like bad jokes, bad puns, movies, zombies, tattoos, sleeping in, and/or reading.