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moonsauce

23 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
LOL at people that don't have a sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
wading through the bowels of life.

convincing people that I'm socially adept.

Laughing at my own jokes.
I’m really good at
Flying commercial planes, wrestling, singing "come on Eileen" at karaoke. (in any other setting, my rendition blows). Semi-intelligent debate.

Taxidermy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mostly lambchop and chinese game shows
The six things I could never do without
The delusion that someday i'll discover a fully intact pterodactyl skeleton.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what other people are thinking about, what it would be like if the world was made of yarn, the probability of alien life forms, what my dreams might indicate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Handing out religious pamphlets at woo-girl nightclubs
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go to a queer dance party and LARP with me on the dance floor.

You have the humorous stylings of a piece of toast. DRY and delicious.