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mooreinstore

28 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love to laugh and to make others laugh. I am looking for a woman who can put up with my silly, jokey ways and not yell at me much. I am not very Religious, but I used to be when I was a kid so I will stump you if you go all Jesus crazy on me. I will let the door knockers in and argue theology just to piss them off while they drink my tea. I am not very political either. I have Republican friends and Democrat friends and they all go nuts during an election year.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just received a second BA in Classical Studies at UIC while writing a script for my second feature length comedy which I hope to shoot as soon as I actually finish the script. My first BA was in Film & Video at Columbia College. I haven't made up my mind on a master's degree program. I'm either going to pursue an academic path or theater. I'm also in the Army Reserves.
I’m really good at
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basic mockery and bitstrips.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm always joking about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm interested in humor. My favorite authors are Terry Pratchet, Mark Twain, and Aristophanes. I love movies. My favorite filmmaker is Terry Gilliam who directed "Time Bandits", "Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas", and was the animator for Monty Python. I own all of the Marx Bros, Abbott & Costello movies, and quite a few Bob Hope movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies
Books
Jokes
Good Food
Art
Stories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories. I have a lot of stories in my head I'd like to make into movies. These are from old books, fairy tales, myths, and stuff I made up that I thought was from an ancient source but was so warped with jokes that it isn't the same anymore.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you like laughter and back rubs.

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