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moose_caboose

26 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello miss amazing!

As you can see, I was born in the land of the rising sun, as you probably surmised from my strong Japanese features.

I also happen to be someone who is not originally from London but I'll be around for another few months. I have recently been informed that I even type with an American accent. Color. Yeah, I said it.

As this is the online age, I've polled friends to make your decision easier and have excellent feedback:

Caroline - Paris - 4/5 stars - Cool dude, definitely worth a try

Josh - London - 5/5 stars - Highly recommended, A++

Jenny - London - 3/5 stars - Laughs at his own jokes a lot more than he should. Puts the spoons in the knife section of the silverware drawer just to annoy me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Cooking with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food"

Also, starting books and never finishing them. I should go on X factor for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My striking resemblance to Denzel Washington.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all of these things, I hope you do too so we can talk about how much we both like these things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ear plugs - I live above an unfortunately mediocre clarinet player

Wet cat food - The aforementioned clarinet player has a cat and I'm exacting revenge by making his cat love me more.

Caffeine - Preferably not the nasty caramel k-cups that nobody will finish at my office

Traveling - Up to 25 countries now, going for 50 before 50 years old!

People with infectious laughter

Sourdough bread
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World politics, religious freedom, and whether I should put the flash on or off for my sweet shirtless selfie that's coming soon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Faffing about London. This is in fact my favo(u)rite English word and I was desperate to weave it into my profile somehow. I hope you understand.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You'd like to go to starbucks and give fake names and coyly smile as you pick it up (the adrenaline rush of drinking Dimitri's coffee, and not being Dimitri...)
-You want to rent Boris bikes and re-enact a very slow-paced version of the chase scene from Mission Impossible II
-You would like to sing the Phantom's part from Phantom of the Opera (I've got Christine covered)

For anything else, inquire within.