Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
am small, fierce, and intrepid.
am drawn to creativity and experience in all forms.
want to learn how everything is done.
am ambitious but non-competitive.
am easy to get along with, but not easy to know.
have sternocleidomastoids to launch 1000 ships.
have gifted hands and a cuddly disposition.
dance with joy and rhythm but can't follow worth a damn.
generate barely enough trash to put out once a month.
don't believe that negative, dark, acidic, raw, uncomfortable and
ambiguous things are necessarily bad: they are the raw material of
Most people would describe me as stable, laid-back, successful and
thoroughly together. They don't know how much I love
Sometimes I fear that I am psychologically incapable of lawn
maintenance. Other times I congratulate myself for restoring the
If you ever had some serious cash to blow on me, I would totally
dig it if you hired Werner Herzog to narrate my life and, in so
doing, decimate my ego.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building Austin's shiniest massage therapy empire.
Reacquainting myself with All Things Fun.
Learning how to be human.
I'm not at all sure what my future brings,
and that excites me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
massaging bodies and words. mental gymnastics. making things work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a lot shorter than I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't make favorites lists because I am too afraid I might get it
That being said, I like:
my cello - urban exploration - making adorable abominations from
plushie parts - scrabble - caving - the absurd - photojournalism -
puppets - rhythms worth dancing to - podcasts full of wonder -
watching people - costumes - epic journeys with unreliable
transportation - quality movies - bad movies in good company -
taking pictures of people experiencing art - rollerskating -
discovering secret nooks - trying new recipes - lists - and three
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to transform practical small-scale experience into practical
large-scale change, without losing sight of the not-so-practical
passions that motivate both.
What to do with my new moments of freedom: housework vs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There exists a document, in resume format, detailing my romantic
and sexual experiences, 'positions', and relevant training. It's a
real time saver.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're up for an adventure.
Honestly, don't sweat the intro message. Your profile will tell me
if there's any mutual glimmer. If so, I'd rather take it from there
I've never had a bad first date. People fascinate and delight
**NB: I am not currently single or poly and have no reason to
believe that's likely to change. I really am still on here just for
new friends, and I completely understand if that means you'd rather
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