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mootsandwich1

24 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Native American, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Ed. I was born in the Bay Area and raised in San Francisco for the most part. I'm generally making music of one kind or another, and if I'm not doing that I'm usually reading a book or playing video games.

Also, I'm curious as to how the technomancers that run this site are able to determine that I'm 'More Experienced in Life' than other men my age when I'm answering questions about Pixar movies and whether or not the sun is larger than the Earth.

Also: Cards Against Humanity
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing with parrots for a living at the local pet store, writing music in funky alternate tunings, percolating potential DnD scenarios, and failing to cultivate a convincing aura of disheveled genius.

I'm also chasing a degree in Marine Biology at SF State. Doctorate is the goal, but I enjoy getting sidetracked.

Current Ambition: Beard of Bees
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I spend a lot of time going to open mics and writing music, and I've never been told to stop...so that counts as a win in my book.

I'm also really big into homebrewing, and with Winter (or as close as we come to Winter in San Francisco) on its way I have a lot of things bubbling away right now. The current lineup is a Lavender Honey Wheat, a Vanilla Stout and an Imperial IPA I'm calling 'The Electric Chainsaw'.

I have a good mind for intellectual trivia that I like to supplant with a steady diet of documentaries... and as a result I know a lot more about random crap than I probably should.

Bad celebrity impressions are a specialty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My telescoping reptilian tongue and my laser-beam eyes.

(All joking aside, I have no goddamn idea.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Standard uber geek fare:

Books: The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, I'm also really big into the Sandman Chronicles by Neil Gaiman.

Garth Nix, man. I just finished Sabriel. Holy crap.

Movies: Big Fish is my favorite, but I loves me some Indiana Jones.

Shows: Firefly, Dexter, Star Trek TNG, Sherlock, and on along that vein. I also was recently introduced to the masterpiece that is Northern Exposure.

Music: I'm a huge fan of the Blues. The older and delta-ier the better. Folk, Country, Dixie Jazz, Gypsy Swing, Classic Rock, Bluegrass, and Celtic Folk... Most of the time if it has a virtuosity to it, I can get into it.

The apex of musical expectation sits with Leo Kottke's hallucinogenic weirdness, though I've had a recent triumverate of an obsession with Harry Nilsson, The Band, and Paul Simon.

Food: Milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of raw jelly beans.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's probably a weak joke I could make about homeostasis here, but I'll pass.

1. My Guitar
2. A Notebook
3. A Pen
4. A Frying Pan
5. My Banjo
6. A Good Book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a brain that likes to obsess over certain points of interest, one at a time, sussing them out for a month or two until all available information is sucked up. This has left me with a wide variety of useless and disparate skills, like Tuvan throat singing or being able to walk quarters up my knuckles.

When I'm going about my day to day business I like to zone out and write songs in my head...so that ends up eating up a lot of my bandwidth these days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing the banjo with a kazoo in my mouth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Aside from my spectacularly illegal panda wrestling operation?

I DM an ongoing game of DnD 3.5 on Monday nights.
You should message me if
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DFTBA means anything to you.

You laughed at least once.

You think House Hufflepuff is super underrated.

You wanna talk nerdy with me or grab a six pack and watch The Muppet Show.