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morbidtwatt

32 M Frederick, MD

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), C++ (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
WARNING EVERYTHING U WILL READ IS A REDFLAG MEANING FUCK OFF :D UNLESS UR LIKE ME!!

again im not ur all in wonder type of guy im ur only guy for a specific type of girl.

im an indie dev looking for an indie dev GIRL to compliment me in art projects (as in help out cause certain projects need extra hands even voice acting) as well as share same interests hobbies and good ol fun out and about stuff. this profile is not in search for a life partner why well cause i dont believe that life sentences work out to well. you see love is like a fart if you force it out its prolly shit. so anyways going back back to what i saying ms right needs to be fine and a beast of freewill such as i so no jive turkeys allowed uuuuuuppppppp inn heeeiiii yyyyaaaa!!

please be creative and crafty u have to be able to problem solve issues in 3d environments and think outside the box even when the skybox was there all along
What I’m doing with my life
work,sleep,eat,shower,rinse, repeat and loving it :D

im a MILKMAN!! i work at a dairy plant and drink the best titty juice on planet eurfff not earth eurfff; its hardcore labor intensive work thats why i look like im something out of a action film with ripped muscles and bovine fluids all up in the guts with a milk mustache that isnt permanent cause my my sleeve on my work jacket makes a great napkin. its a manly man job but someones gotta do it!! anywho on the side i create art and u should to if u want to be my bombastic fantastic romantic lover..lactose intolerance will not be accepted here so any one who discriminates against the cow gods must fuck-ith thy off-ith, thus GOT MILK??
I’m really good at
making sound fx as well as dark ambient noise pieces among other things. techy stuff im apart of a dev team we make video games as a hobbie thats right!! im a pure nerd so please be one to. meaning if u dont have cybronic implants or isnt jacked into some occulus rift device or if u dont have an rj45 or some hdmi hook up on u than i dont know if we can even be friends :D
The first things people usually notice about me
people always define me as original or not like anyone they ever met. ive been told that i was born in the wrong time period and is ahead of the times. ive been called souless, selfish, narcissistic, confident, intense, shameless, ive been told my honesty scares people and that im very real, BUUUUTTTT that only comes from strangers faces. u see people who know me just call me an asshole or a freak whose power ability is to make life work to his own edits which is why my friends love my company cause im loyal and reliable. me i just think as myself as a living god who can undo destroy and create because choices choices choices are so much fun when its infinite possibility with nothing in my way. im the type of guy who doesnt run from problems i run through it leaving a trail of destruction and its quite bad ass cause i reap the rewards :)

im the good guy with a proactive outlook on life who speaks his mind but at times can be the quite guy with a great a smile :D , but who cares cause im ripped veal and sex appeal with no beard, no ink, no piercings, no scars, no product placements on my dresscode; im just uber original and to top it all off :D it really doesnt matter unless ms right noticed me or read this all
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: (if u dont like some of my books in general than im not the one for u!! ohh ya please dont be that girl who reads children books cause if you do than GTFO OF MY PROFILE THATS RIGHT U COUAGARS READING HAIRY POTTER, STEVEN KING, LORD OF THE RINGS BEGONE WITH U >:D !! take ur buffy and ur twighlight and true blood vampire razzle dazzle big feet ganduff once upon a time bilbo dildo pansexual romance novels OUT OF MY FACEEEEE!!)

c, c++, opengl super bible, bsd handbook, unix in a nutshell, necronomicon, satanic bible, gimp, math books, forbidden rites the necromancers handbook and animating with blender
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movies: (if u dont like it all than ill watch it by myself after i kick u out my house.)

needs more fascism, violence, profanity, tentacles, zombies,cthulhu, electronic music and procreation
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music: (u have to like at least one out of the list otherwise we are not compatible at all.; if i see that u like nickleback ill scream FUUUCCKK OOOOOOOHHHHHH while pointing my finger at u)

breakcore, techstep, gabber, noise LOTS OF NOISE LIKE PLAY LOUD OR NOT AT ALL, dark ambient, speedcore, darkcore, terrorcore, darkwave, industrial, goth, darkstep, ebm, d&b, idm, electro, synthpop, jumpstyle, anythijng brain dance and dark. i create my own music to and sfx so you better do to
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food: the salad or the drink which do u choose? if u had to choose only one??? beleive it or not this question saids alot about u

(A) grilled chicken caesar salad
(B) two gin and tonics

but really back to what i eat...heh... as long as it dies in my mouth and bleeds perfusely out of my face than ya ill devour anything..no im not a cannibal im a meat eater!!! i retired from rabbit foods when i joined the company TO HULK UPPPP
The six things I could never do without
Greed:
I want shit
Envy:
I want your shit
Lust:
I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony:
This is some tasty shit
Sloth:
I don't feel like doing shit
Pride:
I am the shit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
deeezzz nuts in yo mouth, dat ass, yo momma, yo aunt jammimah, ur uncle charlie, i think about virtual reality; motion tracking, techy stuff, and beautiful woman sampling,chopping layering and resampling :D THAT SHIT IS HAWWWTT
On a typical Friday night I am
bringing back home the bacon.....and milk and nom nom nom, making creating artsy stuff with my dev team
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
0: hail satan
1: skinny puppy in concert fucking ownz
2: new robocop fucking ownz
3: this week fucking ownz :D
4:empathy is my newest human trait
5: TITTY JUICE FTW W00T
6: im a fucking machine
7: im gonna have frank sinatra my way played at my funeral after they set me on fire without the common courtesy of urination to extinguish me because im cooler than jesus
8: i dont cry over spilled milk i kirk out over spilled milk and blame god
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you wanna talk tech; You're not a ho; you resemble sasha grey or idolize her; you're not smothered in tattoos; you hate trends; you actually have a personality; you're not just looking for someone to hook up with; you know how to operate a computer as well as repair them; you're interested in actually getting to know me; you just want an activity buddy; you have all your teeth; you're not a grammer nazi; you're not fat; you're a full fledged atheist; you're not a feminist; you hate sports; you love an insane man who rants; you can drink black coffeeee; you dont own human larvae from two or more different fathers coupled with bullshit storys as to why ur not with them anymore; you ultimately dont want a baby nor ever plan to have them; you are a confident and responsible independent woman; you grew up on video games and still play them to this day or love making them :)