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morbidtwatt

32 M Frederick, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), C++ (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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###UPDATE###
IF UR A GRAMMAR NAZI FUCK U AND GET OFF THE INTERNET

turns out there is a website that suits my needs :) its called meetup.com.. even found a group of artists (FINALLY A CHANCE FOR ME TO LEARN FOR FREE) so looks like this site OKCUPID deems itself unworthy for my needs.. ill leave my profile up on here for nostalgic reasons.. who knows maybe when im 50 and own a cacodemon and need a sock sniffing house wife to make me a sandwich ill return and find myself a cook on here who is sugar sweet and everything neat with her pink-tipped buns ill thrust my gorged meat loaf into her gobbling cush to produce larvae out of her palpitating damp
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ask anyone and they will tell u that im the realist motha fuckaahh on planet euuurrrffff so if u dont like an honest man than hit the back button and if u claim u do and read this and cant handle the heat than u better get out of the kitchen!! cause i dont like pretentious people :)

im a full fledge hardcore atheistic NEERRRRRRDDDDuhh looking for artistic, computer literate,proactive, hedonistic, sapiosexual atheists there we go a shorter version of my last rant :D again please be an artists i dont want company of no other!! i wanna learn ur trade secrets not ur body

remember just looking for friends u know people at my level we call it the FRIENDZONE!! which means im not looking for friends with benefits or no strings attached im not looking for one night stands, not looking to hold ur hands or meet ur parents or have long walks on the beach. i know majority of u are looking for the d but ur barking up the wrong tree again i dont want ur disease so go fuck that guy on the back botton of ur browser. i bet pepe le pew over there can run faster horny than u can scared.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
been there done that now what?? im a milkman :D last of a dying breed a factory grunt in MERICAAAA!!(soft echo) CAAaa caa caa ...
its labor intensive work and i love going in each day for it and you know why??? MILK thats right i did it all for the titty...juice...and good health

as a hobby i make stuff on the side its called ART
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
computers and sound you know the stuff that girls hate more than i hate there lord of the rings and harry potter
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
its a bird !!
no its a plane!!
no its morbidtwatt!!
ohh hes soo dreamy
no hes drunk and blacked out
ohh

people have compared me to johnny 5 who needs more input or simply not human

The first things people usually notice about me is the kiolbassa sausage taped around my leg, clove cigars dangerous tongue doing that serpent thing to show my hospitality. im chaotic neutral with no tattoos or scars. im a techno lowlife who is lean mean who says no to green (anti-drugs), narcissistic, anti pessimistic supercalafragalisticexpealadocious bodacious, something that rhymes with cious like delicious, who is ripped veal and flex appeal coupled with the RTFM face with a tint of old spice and not because im latino.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books:
c, c++, opengl super bible, dantes inferno, bsd handbook, bsd unleashed, unix in a nutshell, necronomicon, satanic bible, gimp, math books, forbidden rites the necromancers handbook and animating with blender
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movies:
needs more fascism, violence, profanity, tentacles, zombies,cthulhu, electronic music and procreation
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music:
breakcore, techstep, gabber, noise LOTS OF NOISE LIKE PLAY LOUD OR NOT AT ALL, dark ambient, speedcore, darkcore, terrorcore, darkwave, industrial, goth, darkstep, ebm, d&b, idm, electro, synthpop, jumpstyle, newwave, indie rock, anythijng brain dance and dark. i create my own music to and sfx so you better do to

heres a link to my music i plan to add more of my newer material soon

https://soundcloud.com/morbidtwatt
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food: the salad or the drink which do u choose? if u had to choose only one??? beleive it or not this question saids alot about u

(A) grilled chicken caesar salad
(B) two gin and tonics
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Greed:
I want shit
Envy:
I want your shit
Lust:
I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony:
This is some tasty shit
Sloth:
I don't feel like doing shit
Pride:
I am the shit
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when in the city of dis i can say

wrath:
fuck this shit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ur mother

dez nuts in ur face

doomworld

zandronum

odamex

zdaemon

drdteam

when religion becomes illegal

% /compat/linux/ROFL

skyboxes

panorama

occulus rift and any other stereoscopic lenses coming after

the macabre

time travel to the future and dreams

Alcor Life Extension

alternative/parallel/ universe/etc

virtual guests

under the sea

astral travels

ctrl+z

DOOM

milk and cookies and the eyes watching you :D

grilled chicken caesar salads

can i symbolic link myself to someone im actually attracted to

long islands or gin and tonics

cognac or brandy

jack daniels or kentucky gentlemen

iron sky

blacksun organization

and when the fuck is doom4 coming out??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bringing back home the bacon.....and milk and nom nom nom, making creating artsy stuff with my dev team or at the bar getting drunk with my unholy legion
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you wouldnt beleive me cause truth is hard to accept

i talk like a pirate coupled with yaaarrss and FUCK

if u arent affraid of hieghts than jump off my dick

if i had to choose between saving a bunny or computer id choose the machine

i saw the movie "her" the other night and would die happy if i owned os1 by element software.

in America we dont have privacy we have big brother, hal2000, skynet and tacobell and lots of kick ass movies on netflix and hulu

love is like a fart if you force it out its probably shit

i resurrect the dead...computers....for a price....MONEY

i hate lazy people and i hate anarchists

hippies hipsters whatever stinks

i dont mean to be mean but u need some listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole fucking bottle.

coffee rules

i hate people who say i cant

titty juice only comes from cows

im not fucking u unless ur jen setler or sasha grey or some mix of both

im actually a gentleman. dont believe me look what im drinking :D

the new skinny puppy album weapon isnt so bad after listening to it a few times
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 30–98
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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my dream girl sounds impossible to be or exists but atleast i made cool friends off here so its always a win :) again i make exceptions no ones perfect, just dont touch me.. thanks for reading and am glad you find me amusing :) good luck girls may the force be with u but beware this internet shit is lameeee :)

you're a nutritionist or a fitness buff like jen selter out to give pointers on how to bulk; you dont have any type of mental illness; you aren't prescribed pain or any type of drug for the brain; you wanna talk tech; you're consistent emotionally; You're not a ho; you resemble sasha grey or idolize her; you're not smothered in tattoos; you're nihilistic; you hate trends; you actually have a personality; you're not just looking for someone to hook up with; you know how to operate a computer as well as repair them; you're interested in actually getting to know me; you just want an activity buddy; you have all your teeth; you're not a grammer nazi; you're not fat; you're a full fledged atheist; you're not a feminist; you hate sports; you love an insane man who rants; you aren't intimidated by a man who knows what he wants and will do whatever is necessary to get it; you can drink black coffeeee; you dont own human larvae from two or more different fathers coupled with bullshit storys as to why ur not with them anymore; you ultimately dont want a baby nor ever plan to have them; you are a confident and responsible independent woman; you grew up on video games and still play them to this day or love making them :)