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My self-summary Propose an edit

I believe actions speak louder than words.

I love to dance. I knit and I sew, I cook and bake. I believe that everything has a home. I adore both apples and oranges, though I wish oranges required less effort. I am likely to be interested in just about anything that involves fruit. Really just food in general.

I sing Guns N Roses at karaoke. I got my masters in writing and have written just about nothing since. I am allergic to eggs and all dairy products. I recently discovered even more allergies, and so I'm looking into a nice two bedroom bubble. I love polka dots. I also love stripes.

I am into tacky, or kitschy if you prefer to call it that. My cow chair is named Reverend Lee. I do not suffer fools. I hate making my bed, but I am pretty particular, and like everything else being clean.

I sometimes come off as mean, but I'm just more honest than people are used to. I am both tougher and more sensitive than I appear.

I love poetry and hate poets. I would gladly live in a musical. I am addicted to burritos and rhinestones. Most nights, I cannot sleep.

And they lived happily ever after, forever and ever, the end.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, Arts & Crafts, Explaining Things

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm tall and I have big hair. I was told just yesterday that I'm a "bold dresser."

Eames era, with original hardware.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Six things I currently enjoy a whole lot, though I would probably survive without:

my cats, my laptop, pineapples, vodka, fringe, my lion-taming boots.

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