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moreepicfail

27 M Mount Holly, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, it has been a really long time since I've actually updated this thing. So I guess I'll get to the basics. I'm just a Galactic Bounty Hunter looking for my mark, and some droids, but I just seem to be looking for love in Alderaan places.

Yep, I just went there. Cheesy nerdy goodness. But a bit about me...I'm a damn good cook and have quite a bit of professional experience with it, and have had a lot of odd ball jobs that would essentially keep me in work anywhere I decided to plant myself in life. I've pretty much been assaulted by a mild form of wanderlust and whimsy that don't seem to much be leaving. I love tattoos and piercings, all things nerdy, art, history, and computers/gaming. I'm a smart ass most of the time and sarcastic the rest. Ninety percent of the time I'm just trying to goad a reaction or make a laugh. I'm pretty prone to playing D&D once a week, and tend to try and eat and stay healthy, except for beer--Not that pisswater budweiser people drink--good beer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying letting the four winds carry me wherever they will. It seems the options have opened up to leave for several places or stay here and continue to debate what I'd like to do for the rest of my life. But as of right now I've got a nice mind numbing menial desk job that's keeping me distracted.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art, computers, photography, trivia, video games, beer pong, listening, cooking, being a smartass, daydreaming, pissing people off, preventative zombie tactics.

Things i'm not good at off the top of my head:
Sky diving, riding a horse, astrophysics, cutting and polishing gemstones, getting milk to squirt out of my nose from laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physical? Height, eyes or the fact i have a lot of piercings(that i don't normally wear).

Character? I'm boisterous, jack of all trades.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oi, quite a lot to list here.

I'm a fan of all movies. Any genre. Horror is one of my favorites. Especially the campy B grade shit you'd find splayed about in Fangoria. Bruce Campbell is a personal hero of mine. Foreign films also have a fond spot in my heart.

As far as music goes, again a wide variety of taste. If its got feeling or emotion, its okay by me. I love a lot of 80s hair metal, dropkick, Flogging Molly, Coheed, and any type of ska you could possibly throw at me.

Shows, well I don't really watch a lot of TV, I pirate a lot. Chuck, Dexter, House, The Office, History Channel/Natl Geo/A&E. Pretty much anything I can get my marauding pirating hands on.

As far as food goes? I'll eat it all. I've got 7 years of experience in a kitchen, I like to cook, I like to try things out. Mexican and greek would have to be two of my favorites. Olives are my favorite food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Ocean, A good book, Computer, Pencil, My mind, booze.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything. Or a post apocalyptic world, or zombie invasion. Or why nuns look like penguins.

Or if you look at the vague rules of owning a mogwai, how it says not to feed it after midnight, but technically after the first night of owning it is essentially after midnight. Eh who am I kidding, i'd probably get the thing wet anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing a beer, shooting pool, and listening to a local band. Or something more nerdy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm rather blunt, ask specifics and ill most likely tell you, I don't have much to hide.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what a mogwai is.
You like zombies.
The idea of braining a zombie appeals to you.
You enjoy cinema.
You enjoy cooking.
You can play the game called Snaps.
You know who Kenshiro is, and think he's a silly mother fucker.
You're a nerd/geek/whatever.
You think you can beat my infected team vs. you're infected team on L4D2 on steam.
You know what the Song of Storms is from.
You know what a d20 is.
You're a pirate.
You know what San Diego means in german.
Or you sometimes say "Autobots, rollout."