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38 East Lansing, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:20pm
Relationship Type
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I'm an optimistic, and fun guy who is laughing my way through life. I'm looking for an equally positive, kind, and fun lady to laugh at life with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying life, and helping others do the same are my two main passions. I'm lucky enough to have a job that I really enjoy, and I get to help others make a positive difference in their lives.

Outside of work I spend a lot of time being social: Ultimate frisbee, team trivia, and I host a board game night for friends most weeks.

I also try to take as many adventures as I can, I've been all over the states (49 of 50 so far), and eventually I plan to go all over the world (as in travel all over, not micturating all over).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Modesty, eating, and slipping double entendres into every day conversation.

Also, I've missed one Lions game in the last 20 years--I can't decide if that means I should list loyalty or a masochism here.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor--which can best be described as not for school, work (although that never stops me), children, ice cream socials, churches, shopping malls, airplanes, and funerals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: U2, The Killers, Coldplay, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Imagine Dragons, The Beatles & Nine Inch Nails.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski, Silver Linings Playbook & The Princess Bride.

TV: Seinfeld, Arrested, Curb, The Walking Dead, Colbert, The Wire, Game of Thrones, and The Office (only during the reign of Michael Scott though).

Fooooooood: Pizza, sushi, cupcakes, cheesecake, anything in the cake family really, ice cream, brownies, cookies, crab rangoons, steak, burgers, Italian, Thai, and fruit pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How critical punctuation and capitalization can be: "Let's eat, Grandpa!" vs. "Let's eat Grandpa!" and "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" vs. "helping your uncle jack off a horse"

How soon the scientists can get us self-driving cars, because we need them STAT (see below).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a duck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have several bird feeders. I guess this means I'm the equivalent of a crazy cat lady: The mad bird man, which sorta makes it sound like I'm angry and can fly--I'm not and I can't.
You should message me if
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You are inappropriately fun, wildly optimistic, ridiculously kind, a communication whiz, smarter than the average bear, and smitten with The Mitten.

Or you can help me with this question/rant: Have I become the "GET OFF MY LAWN!"-generation or has the world gone completely mad? People are taking selfies... in public bathrooms, and as the drivers of MOVING CARS. I kid you not, I just read a profile of a woman who is glad to be alive because she survived a serious car accident, and has a selfie... as the driver... of a moving car.