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morethantwisted

39 M Yonkers, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For those that miss all the subtle clues. "Available" is not single or married. Treat this as if I am married and have 4 kids. Neither is true but, in an effort to achieve the goal, it makes for a great parameter. With that said:
I would message you, but you probably get 50 messages a day and I am fresh out of killer opening lines and I probably wouldn't GRAB the attention I'm worth and deserve (playful sarcasm, not a narcissist). Plus, in all honesty. I'd probably get along better with someone who will take the initiative. If you like the profile, please feel free to at least say "hi" and I'll be more than happy to respond.
Although it lists casual sex, that's not a straight up, complete representation of what I'm looking for.

Completely trashing the detailed profile. I have pictures. Not many, but I do. I am not ugly, some love me, some hate...It's not up for various reasons. If we hit it off I would be glad to share. This is the short and simple. If this profile is something that interests you, let me know and we can dig into any and all details you desire. I am not looking for just casual sex although it says that. I am looking to build an emotional relationship with someone else who is ALSO IN A RELATIONSHIP. Where it goes from there it it's own thing. Nothing expected. I have found through the years that even in a very good relationship, no one person can fulfill anothers life. I am looking for those missing pieces. Texts here and there, hanging out from time to time, someone to be close to and confide in that is not involved in my regular day to day life. I am not looking for a LTR or primary partner. I have learned in the past that things happen and I do go with it, but this is my starting point. That is the abridged version.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Progressing greatly Going a day at a time...why stress it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people with their problems and getting people to open up and see things for what they are without all the fluff...Sometimes a little too honest. I am a solver. I know how to get things done and people know that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I trust no one. It's hit or miss passed that...Way too honest and blunt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am not a big reader. Movies greatly reflect how I am, I like the because I can relate and see outside of the socialy built box. I am a big Matrix, Adjustment Bureau, Boondock Saints, sci-fi, horror (although I am hardly ever shocked by the next twist), comedies and sometimes even those so stupid you have to laugh movies. Music...Oh the huge eclectic list I have. Dubstep, the stuff that is now hitting the mainstream. I was listening way before it hit TV. I listen to Z100 or XM mainly. Outside of that it's anything from A to ZZ Top.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond the staple items:
iPhone
Coffee
LOGIC
Theres more, just not into this section for some reason
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Way too much stuff. Why I dont sleep. I analyze and pick apart everything in order to better things. I people watch. Their lives and ways are how I figure out what not to do or be...and sometimes what to do. I am amazed at myself for what I consider "ideal" and how I was proven so wrong a while ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More than likely idle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Very open minded, with a twist, almost nothing is taboo in almost any respect. Despite all that, I do have emotions and sometimes actually care for people. Again, hit or miss...Details better spared for another time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are open minded, can handle sarcasm, can be open, be a good friend, can make good conversation and it would be nice if you know the difference between your and you're...Yes, I am an anal retentive smart ass from time to time.
You can handle and respect space.
You don't get all bent when someone doesn't respond to your texts within 30 seconds.
If you would rather sit at home watching a movie.
Prefer coffee shops over bars.

Do not message me if;
You think you can change my views on relationships. I do not want that and that is not what I am looking for. I am not looking to have my faith in people on a relationship level restored.
If you think I can be dragged to the club or out dancing. Not my thing. I have gone through great lengths with people in certain situations. This will not be one of those times.
Talk on the phone while you're driving.