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26 F Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 16, 2012
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Slightly insane person seeks the proverbial partner-in-crime for thrift-store shopping, irreverent movie commentary, and far too many cups of coffee. Dry sense of humor, off-putting sense of self-importance and inappropriate slash-fiction jokes should be expected, or at least prepared for.

As a side note, fully-functioning nerds are my weakness. If you are nerdy in any way, please message me and tell me all about it.
What I’m doing with my life
I am, at the present time, a) in school, b) living with my parents, and c) relying on shoddy public transit. I am working towards a cosmetology license, so I can get a real job and eliminate points b and c.

I also really enjoy traveling and exploring new places, and am hoping to do much more of this as soon as I possibly can!
I’m really good at
Writing incredibly self-indulgent personal adds which do the exact opposite of what personal adds are supposed to do. I have also been known to whip up some pretty extraordinary/horrific eulogies for people who are not technically among the un-living, so to speak. If you happen to know anyone who is in the market for such things... well, don't ask, as I really can't be bothered.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have just made a quippy remark, after which they will be trying to figure out whether or not I was joking. (I usually am!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Cat's Cradle, The Virgin Suicides, A Brave New World, Lord of the Flies, Pride and Prejudice, The Geography of Bliss, Stumbling on Happiness, A World Lit Only By Fire, Wicked, Peter Pan, Through the Looking Glass, The Anglo Files: A Field Guide to the British, Le Mort d'Arthur, the Scott Pilgim series, Persepolis. I feel I should mention xkcd, even though it is in no way a book.

Movies: Arthur (the comedy with Dudley Moore and Liza Minnelli, not the sad Arthurian romp starring Keira Knightly and others), Harry Potter, Amelie, Stranger Than Fiction, Lost in Translation, The Darjeeling Ltd, Emperor's New Groove, The Lion King, Aladdin, Little Women, Bridget Jones' Diary, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Monty Python's The meaning of Life, Being John Malkovich, You Can't Take it With You, Some Like it Hot, The King's Speech.

Music: Francis and the Machine, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Dr Dog, Etta James, Spoon, Vampire Weekend, Radiohead, Regina Spektor, The Temptations, Ella Fitzgerald, Fleet Foxes, Blondie, Abba, Queen, James Brown, Andrew Bird, M. Ward, The New Pornographers, The Shins, The Kills, Jenny Lewis, Nico, Of Montreal, Weezer, Bon Iver, MGMT, Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Duke Spirit, Flight of the Conchords, Diana Ross and The Supremes, The Strokes, Van Morrison, Jaymay, Tom Petty, Aretha Franklin, Skip James, Neko Case, Bjork, The Kinks.

TV: Merlin, Doctor Who, Flight of the Conchords, French and Saunders, Little Britain, Will and Grace, Ugly Betty, Community, 30 Rock, Gilmore Girls, Project Runway, Sex and the City, Pushing Daisies, Arrested Development, Strangers with Candy, Glee, Graham Norton.

Food: Thai, Indian, Italian... and tacos.
The six things I could never do without
2)British wit
3)Hot showers
4)Something to laugh at
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I should probably be thinking about something else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not at school, which is bloody brilliant; Not at work, which is preferable; And probably at home, which is convenient.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am American. I know you are all very disappointed.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You watch far too much TV, sleep in late on weekends, think slash humor is funny, and are able to laugh at almost anything. Or if we have something in common and you want to talk to someone who shares your obsession.