I'm an English student at MMU and I like hot Vimto, cat babies and
owning more films than I will ever watch. I'm the bee's knees and
the cat's pyjamas, but not the dog's bollocks. I'm also only
bi-romantic as I'm basically asexual, (grey-a is the best
description, I think) but I love cuddling and the occasional make
out session; human contact is the best!
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find a purpose other than watching everything on Netflix
and making stupid cross stitch. Struggling with my dissertation and
enjoying being a chubby, fab babe.
I’m really good at
sleeping all day, crying over fictional characters, blowing smoke
rings and cooking eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've got really long eyelashes and I'm really good at colour
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read, watch and listen to a lot of stuff. I listen to 4ad dream
pop and dark wave, sludge metal and noise pop, ambient and film
scores, Devo, David Bowie, Roxy Music and Kate Bush. I will
absolutely bore you to death talking about Brian Eno. I'm currently
listening to Trent Reznor's score for Gone Girl and a lot of nature
I like both British and American tv and spend approximately 80% of
my life watching boxsets. I get very overexcited about films,
especially David Lynch and Wes Anderson, and I'm partial to
anything dystopian or depressing.
I read an awful lot. Currently working my way through every
holocaust testimony I can find for uni, which might take me a
while. Last year I did (some of) the Dune series and all of
Foundation, and the year before I did ASOIAF, as well as whatever
else fell in between.
The six things I could never do without
cats, wifi, books, green tea, pasta, and nail varnish.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
middle aged (often Scandinavian) actors, why there are so few
asians in Firefly, stroking cats, being punched in the face and
On a typical Friday night I am
being a boring cunt or being a boring cunt drinking a pint.
Sometimes I marathon high school teen films too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a lot of cute moles. Some are even in places. Sometimes I
think in a Welsh accent.
You should message me if
You fancy going bowling, eating a crazy burger, drinking some
stupid cocktails/fancy beer, or just cuddles.
Please don't message me if you bite your fork when you eat or if
you 'wan sum fuk'