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morley OkStaff

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like anything that's well-made, which includes food, comedy, television shows, watches, sofas, toothbrush holders, airplanes, beer, zippers, user interfaces, whatever glue they use to bind books, and karaoke songs. And I LOVE things that are poorly-made, like bad karaoke songs.
What I’m doing with my life
I write Javascript for OkCupid. I also design silly websites like Sad Goetz. I made a website for rating karaoke songs called SongRanks, which has won a Nobel Prize for Literature AND Chemistry.

Also, I just got a bike, so now I'm a professional try-not-to-kill-myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't mean to brag but people tell me I look like a young Audrey Hepburn. (Their words.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Television: Community, Arrested Development, Luck, Party Down, Parks and Rec, The Wire, Mad Men, Lost, Louie, Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, Better Off Ted, Deadwood, Archer, Veep, The Americans, HANNIBAL

Movies: The Big Lebowski, The Prestige, Galaxy Quest, Punch-Drunk Love, Children of Men, Best in Show, Blade Runner, Before Sunrise, This Is Spinal Tap, Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, Looper

Books/Authors: Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Blood Meridian, Ender's Game, The Magicians, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, John Swartzwelder, Confederacy of Dunces

Music: The Walkmen, Isis, Real Estate, Torche. HALL AND OATES.
The six things I could never do without
Ponies
Walruses
Spaceships
Tiny hats
Spaceships with tiny hats
Dinosaurs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What percent of dogs go to heaven?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and/or seeing something funny and/or trying to get people to go to karaoke.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like TV or movies or comedy or everything.