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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 1:15am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm pretty much you're stereotypical twenty-something. Just starting out with my career in TV. Extremely self-deprecating. I'm generally seen as a real mr.nice-guy. Very affectionate with anyone who gets close. Completely obsessed with music, film and comedy. I get very excited about the smaller pleasures in life such as bubblewrap, new toys and cake.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a 'junior mcr technician' at a Media distribution company after wasting far too many years working for a rather well known cheap pub chain who's name may or may not rhyme with 'Leather brooms'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being unintentionally stealthy and accidentally sneaking up on people. Fixing things and looking like I know what I'm doing when in fact I'm just making it up as I go along, Spilling my drink on myself, Cuddles, memorising useless information and forgetting useful information. I like to think I'm good at making people laugh, I've been told I am... a few times anyway. I also like to overreact for comedic effect and put on stupid voices/accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Massive Smile and Slightly Camp mannerisms
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my bass, my friends, stand-up comedy, my iPhone, the internet, TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money money money, family, TV, Music. A sea of cigarette lighters looks much prettier than a sea of mobile phone screens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either down the pub or (more and more frequently if I'm honest) staying in with the housemates or any other friends I can get round watching films and eating rubbish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried at 'Pursuit of Happyness' from approximately 20 minutes in until the end credits.

I've never found a hat that doesn't look silly on me.
You should message me if
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You think I sound alright, you fancy a chat or you wanna hang out some time. I promise my first message won't be "wanna f*ck?".