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28 Balham, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 21
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm pretty much you're stereotypical twenty-something. Just starting out with my career in TV. Extremely self-deprecating. I'm generally seen as a real mr.nice-guy. Very affectionate with anyone who gets close. Completely obsessed with music, film and comedy. I get very excited about the smaller pleasures in life such as bubblewrap, new toys and cake.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a 'junior mcr technician' at a Media distribution company after wasting far too many years working for a rather well known cheap pub chain who's name may or may not rhyme with 'Leather brooms'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being unintentionally stealthy and accidentally sneaking up on people. Fixing things and looking like I know what I'm doing when in fact I'm just making it up as I go along, Spilling my drink on myself, Cuddles, memorising useless information and forgetting useful information. I like to think I'm good at making people laugh, I've been told I am... a few times anyway. I also like to overreact for comedic effect and put on stupid voices/accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Massive Smile and Slightly Camp mannerisms
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my bass, my friends, stand-up comedy, my iPhone, the internet, TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money money money, family, TV, Music. A sea of cigarette lighters looks much prettier than a sea of mobile phone screens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either down the pub or (more and more frequently if I'm honest) staying in with the housemates or any other friends I can get round watching films and eating rubbish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried at 'Pursuit of Happyness' from approximately 20 minutes in until the end credits.

I've never found a hat that doesn't look silly on me.
You should message me if
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You think I sound alright, you fancy a chat or you wanna hang out some time. I promise my first message won't be "wanna f*ck?".