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morpheus44

40 Ronkonkoma, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up..."

How about a different style of profile for you to read? Great! Let's begin!

Just your atypical, non-average, Awesome Nerd™ with a good heart who enjoys laughing with and enjoying good people. As the proud owner of a sharp mind, good manners, warm hands, a bit of silliness, and an attachment to the Dark Side (everyone has theirs, I'm just honest enough to admit mine), I'm searching for a wonderful person to get to know & spend some time with.

(What? You too?!? No Way! We should *totally* hang out!)

Being one in a literal digital sea of men (not digital semen-that's web porn, or digital Seamen-that's the Navy's website...either way, you're at the wrong site if you're looking for those), I appreciate your time and thank you for reading.

Seriously, if your lips haven't thought about smiling, just do a new search & thank me for not wasting our time. You're welcome.
I'm not every woman's cup of tea, or noodles, or organic grape juice and that's fine by me.
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Though, if you're of the rare subset that *is* liking what you see here or are adventurous enough to find out what Awesome lies beyond, thank *you* EVEN MORE than those other women!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides breathing and looking for Ms. Right?
Surviving and smiling. Sure there's more, but these days, it's about appreciating the little things that keep you going.
Sharing and trading smiles with a wonderful woman would be a great bonus though.
-smile-
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Smiling! (look at the photos up there! I mean, COME ON LADIES!)
-Being there for my family and friends to the best of my ability
-Making friends, and selected strangers, smile for no reason (because, if *none* of my pics or prose make you even crack a smirk, I'm *really* not for you.)
-Sudden Death Procrastination ("Do or Do Not...Later")
-High Stakes Tea Drinking
-High Tease Steak Eating
-Olympic Class Power Napping (not for the faint of heart OR lung)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My "DY-NO-MITE Smile®" and my usually positive attitude.
YAY!
Go ahead, check my photos and see!
(but we both know you already did that 1st)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The numbers "1, 2 & 3.14159265..."
-The letter "A"
-The Helena Rubenstein Foundation
-and Viewers like YOU!
(if you got this reference, you know you want to say "Hi".)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
--How to make this profile not boring for you to read

--How to get you to smile at least 2.74 times while reading them.

--Sex, how nothing is part of everything, how we are made of the same atoms that created the universe, tech gadgets, sex, how to make the special lady in my life feel like a Queen without sex, how to make her feel like a Goddess with sex, sex, how mush better this world would be if every single person helped a person a day, time travel, sex, if you noticed I misspelled "much" a few lines back and if you Googled misspelled to see if I got *that* right, sex, if you noticed that I think about sex every 5 seconds and you know that's above average...sex. Yes, I'm that kind of Nerd™ and I make *no* apologies for it. -wink & smile-

--Wondering how many women realize that I'm making fun of the scientific study that says men think about sex every 6 seconds in the above paragraph.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
--Trying to get the last .36 times of laughter from you!
...
(man, did I set myself up for a comedy/sexual backfire there.)

--Thinking about Past Imperfect, Present Continuous and Future Perfect: temporally, not tenses, with friends or family over food and drink or in silent meditation...sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, there was this one time when we pranked the Alpha Betas during their football practice...
(If you got that reference, for goodness sake, SAY HELLO!)
I kissed a girl, and I liked it?...No? Not private enough you say?
I'm terrible at this!
How about this: ask me and I'll tell you one of many.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A) You chuckled at least once reading my profile
OR
2) You like smiling as much as much as I do in my pictures!
OR
∞) You got *any* of the references in my "Profile o' Gold"
(I'm flexible)
AND
-) You're looking for that exceptional blend of sweetness, spiciness, sassy, sexy & smiles (I've been told I have a nice set of "s")

YOU MUST possess medium to professional-level hugging skills which WILL be tested after a comfortable number of dates.
+THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE+