Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up..."
How about a different style of profile for you to read? Great!
Just your atypical, non-average, Awesome Nerd™ with a good heart
who enjoys laughing with and enjoying good people. As the proud
owner of a sharp mind, good manners, warm hands, a bit of
silliness, and an attachment to the Dark Side (everyone has theirs,
I'm just honest enough to admit mine), I'm searching for a
wonderful person to get to know & spend some time with.
(What? You too?!? No Way! We should *totally* hang out!)
Being one in a literal digital sea of men (not digital semen-that's
web porn, or digital Seamen-that's the Navy's website...either way,
you're at the wrong site if you're looking for those), I appreciate
your time and thank you for reading.
Seriously, if your lips haven't thought about smiling, just do a
new search & thank me for not wasting our time. You're
I'm not every woman's cup of tea, or noodles, or organic grape
juice and that's fine by me.
Though, if you're of the rare subset that *is* liking what you see
here or are adventurous enough to find out what Awesome lies
beyond, thank *you* EVEN MORE than those other women!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides breathing and looking for Ms. Right?
Surviving and smiling. Sure there's more, but these days, it's
about appreciating the little things that keep you going.
Sharing and trading smiles with a wonderful woman would be a great
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Smiling! (look at the photos up there! I mean, COME ON
-Being there for my family and friends to the best of my
-Making friends, and selected strangers, smile for no reason
(because, if *none* of my pics or prose make you even crack a
smirk, I'm *really* not for you.)
-Sudden Death Procrastination ("Do or Do Not...Later")
-High Stakes Tea Drinking
-High Tease Steak Eating
-Olympic Class Power Napping (not for the faint of heart OR lung)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My "DY-NO-MITE Smile®" and my usually positive attitude.
Go ahead, check my photos and see!
(but we both know you already did that 1st)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The numbers "1, 2 & 3.14159265..."
-The letter "A"
-The Helena Rubenstein Foundation
-and Viewers like YOU!
(if you got this reference, you know you want to say "Hi".)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
--How to make this profile not boring for you to read
--How to get you to smile at least 2.74 times while reading
--Sex, how nothing is part of everything, how we are made of the
same atoms that created the universe, tech gadgets, sex, how to
make the special lady in my life feel like a Queen without sex, how
to make her feel like a Goddess with sex, sex, how mush better this
world would be if every single person helped a person a day, time
travel, sex, if you noticed I misspelled "much" a few lines back
and if you Googled misspelled to see if I got *that* right, sex, if
you noticed that I think about sex every 5 seconds and you know
that's above average...sex. Yes, I'm that kind of Nerd™ and I make
*no* apologies for it. -wink & smile-
--Wondering how many women realize that I'm making fun of the
scientific study that says men think about sex every 6 seconds in
the above paragraph.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
--Trying to get the last .36 times of laughter from you!
(man, did I set myself up for a comedy/sexual backfire
--Thinking about Past Imperfect, Present Continuous and Future
Perfect: temporally, not tenses, with friends or family over food
and drink or in silent meditation...sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, there was this one time when we pranked the Alpha Betas
during their football practice...
(If you got that reference, for goodness sake, SAY HELLO!)
I kissed a girl, and I liked it?...No? Not private enough you
I'm terrible at this!
How about this: ask me and I'll tell you one of many.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A) You chuckled at least once reading my profile
2) You like smiling as much as much as I do in my pictures!
∞) You got *any* of the references in my "Profile o' Gold"
-) You're looking for that exceptional blend of sweetness,
spiciness, sassy, sexy & smiles (I've been told I have a nice
set of "s")
YOU MUST possess medium to professional-level hugging skills which
WILL be tested after a comfortable number of dates.
***THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE***
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