Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy [activities], traveling to [places], and engaging in
profound discussions about [topics]. I also love using mail merge
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Raised on a hearty corn fed diet in the Midwest, I came of age in
Manhattan and grew up during stints in Europe and Asia. That
sentence previously read "I became a man in Manhattan...", but that
sounded a little too much like some kind of bizarre bildungsroman
story of maturation in a West 32nd Street brothel or an admission
of gender reassignment surgery in a shady Hell's Kitchen clinic. So
"came of age" it is!
I've literally lived all over the world and have tried to
assimilate the best parts of each culture into my personality and
lifestyle. The end result is basically an eclectic mishmash of
highbrow and lowbrow, slapstick sophistication, and orderly chaos.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stealing from the rich to give to the slightly less rich. It's less
Robin Hood and more Robin Hood - Men in Tights.
I sing with the San Francisco Symphony Chorus and practice
intellectual property litigation on the side. Not necessarily in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shucking oysters. Analyzing patents. Eating mangosteens. Driving in
The first things people usually notice about me
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My stunning, stunning good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Remains of the Day, Outliers, Be With Me, Character, Game of
Thrones, Mahler, and Faberge eggs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's pyramid basically has this covered. Oh, and really crunchy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to improve my personal ads. Also, how to improve our justice
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
gallivanting and cavorting with unsavory characters. Or on
occasion, sitting in the office and . . . working.
You should message me if
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you're well-traveled, intellectually curious, and an interesting
person. And you have a great set of . . . ears.
Also, if you're more than 75% in the enemy category - we'll do
battle on top of Mt. Doom. Or Twin Peaks. Whichever isn't occupied
at that time.
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