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mortemsyreni

22 / F / Gay / Available

Seattle, Washington

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 7:32pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Max.

I find solace in the bottom of a coffee cup. I am constantly nostalgic. I will more than likely weird you out. I chirp and squeak more than I actually talk.

Imagine a Togepi mixed with a Wednesday Addams; that's me.

Some people say I'm destructive, some people say I'm kind. I WILL make you angry, I WILL push your buttons. Push mine back, I like it.

Cynical. Dominant. Daydreamer. Persuasive. Hard to read. Funny. Spontaneous. Dangerous. Intense.
What I’m doing with my life
I go with the ebb and flow with the occasional struggle to keep myself afloat, but who doesn't?

Spreading awareness for body and sex positive culture, as well as animal advocacy.

As for my job? I'm a camgirl, alternative model, and porn star. I also barista.

~Slut Pride~
I’m really good at
Meowing and making other various cute noises.
Quoting movies.
Reading people.
Cat eye makeup.
Cooking.
Sex.
Being clumsy.
The first things people usually notice about me
people always say "you're interesting" with a skeptical look on their face to me. that's a thing.
that sometimes I dress like a boy and that I like dogs a lot, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books:
hardcore zen,the bell jar, its kindve a funny story,on the road.
& more that honestly I can't remember, you should suggest me one.

movies:
black swan,fight club,pulp fiction,up,the little mermaid,a clockwork orange,requiem for a dream and lots more~

shows:
breaking bad,weeds,lost,modern family,house,the l word,ATHF,portlandia, blah blah blah more.

music:
bright eyes, bon iver, kate nash, andrew bird,edward sharpe & the magnetic zeroes ,kayne west, frank ocean, lily allen, between the buried and me, nirvana, the beatles, olafur arnalds, rilo kiley, tegan and sara, xxyyxx, grimes, etc.

food:
I tend to lean towards asian-y dishes. But I really like all types of food, I'm not picky (besides the whole vegan bit..) and I will normally give anything a try!

And spiceyz are good. Mmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Rainy days.
Alone time.
Long talks.
Coffee.
Kitties.
Extremely hot baths.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it would be to live in the mountains/on a boat.
Social constructs and how to work past them.
The past, present, and future.
Dogs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking a new recipe.
Watching youtube videoes of people getting spinal tap's.
Walking downtown by the water people watching.
Getting drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a habit of comparing people to breeds of dogs.
There's a guy at this bar I go to who always looks like a scared chihauhau. Totally.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You have an animal that you'll let me play with.
You can make me laugh.
You want to go on a rad adventure.
You're cute.