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33 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 7, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm self-deprecating, cynical, and can convey various levels of disgust/contempt with facial expressions alone. Not much of a life skill, but I get the point across.

I love to read and play boardgames. Especially the boardgames where you get to build alliances (and break them) and cut deals with opponents in order to win (the Game of Life is far more complex than one would think).

It would be nice to meet someone who's up for some traveling, even if it's nothing more exciting than a trip across the border. I manage to visit Europe every couple of years, I have family overseas. I'm thinking Iceland is up next, along with the US west coast. And a tour of Japan is something I'm looking at in the long-term.

I'm back in college (stop laughing). I'm studying accounting right now, which is something I'm enjoying; wish I'd discovered this earlier. After this little adventure, either more education (CGA), work in a financial regulation capacity, and/or open my own business. I've got a few options, and I like them all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still waiting for the Doors of Stone to be published by Patrick Rothfuss (if you're a girl and you get this reference our marriage is inevitable)

Apparently I'm good at taxes and accounting type stuff. So I'm gonna run with it and see where college takes me next.

Over the last few years I became completely dissatisfied with myself and where I was at. And this includes stuff besides school. I'll be ashamed of myself if I don't complete learning Spanish by the end of 2015. I also just started yoga and I'm rather liking it (although maybe it was a little ambitious to make a hot yoga class my first experience...)

So if you have a new and interesting activity to introduce me to, go right ahead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing better the next time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Evil laugh and no verbal filter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Joe Abercrombie, Anything by Scott Lynch
Anything by Patrick Rothfuss, Kushiel's Legacy Trilogy
Starbuckd by Nick Taylor, Wheel of Time (suck it A Song of Ice & Fire)

Food: Indian, poutine from Quebec (Smoke's is a crime against humanity), German salami sandwiches with mozzarella, cherry cola, ball-park pretzels, smoke meat sandwiches, my homemade arrabiata sauce (which has received nods of approval from Italian girls), American comfort food

Shows: Canadiens games on RDS, House of Cards (netflix version), Premier League on Saturday mornings, Rick and Morty (summer 2015 can't get here fast enough), The Venture Brothers, Britcoms (you haven't laughed till you've seen Hyacinthe scale a fence), Workaholics, The Loop (season one)
The Raveonettes

Music: The Raveonettes, Chvrches, 90s rock/alternative/ska/punk in general...I recently had a pair of 18 year old girls laugh at me when it came to discussing my taste in music. I guess Abe Simpson was right.

Movies: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Munich, Sex Drive, Eurotrip, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Waiting, Gladiator, Monty Python, A Knight's Tale (this was pure genius and you know it), Scent of a Woman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (although I really need to watch this again, I'm sure I missed stuff)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BBC News
Coffee & croissants on the weekend
Girls in polka dot dresses and hairbands (this is the way to my heart, take note)
The yummy and sweet tears of Toronto sports fans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which US city to visit next, based on its craft beer scene (thank you Untappd)

That insane adult playground in St.Louis, Missouri at City Museum. They kick the kiddies out and open the bar at night!

Whether I want the hassle and fun of having a pair of kittens bouncing around my apartment

How not to waste my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I make it up as I go along
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own stuff from Lululemon
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're quirky, complex, nerdy, geeky, not a prude, not conservative in values, not too annoyingly hipster and won't dump all the planning/decision making in my lap . Any or all of the above are acceptable.

You'll go upside the back of my head when I make an inappropriate comment. Or laugh along with me. Preferably the latter, but the former is kind of understandable now and again.

You don't think female initiative is a criminal offense. You'd be surprised how much it's appreciated when the girl can be bothered to make the first move.

***New thought: Don't bother messaging/responding to me if you've already decided that online dating is a waste of time/beneath you, or have otherwise shot me down before meeting me.