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32 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm self-deprecating, cynical, and can convey various levels of disgust/contempt with facial expressions alone. Not much of a life skill, but I get the point across.

I love to read and play boardgames. Especially the boardgames where you get to build alliances (and break them) and cut deals with opponents in order to win (the Game of Life is far more complex than one would think).

It would be nice to meet someone who's up for some traveling, even if it's nothing more exciting than a trip across the border. But if you're up for seeing the Garden Path in South Africa, or surfing in Costa Rica, that would also be rad.

And I guess there's no point in hiding it, it's back to school for me again this September! Turns out my fancy university degree isn't as helpful as I thought it would be. Three more years. Sigh. I can't help but think of that scene from the Simpsons where Bart gets sent back to kindergarten by Sideshow Bob (great episode).
What I’m doing with my life
Still waiting for the Doors of Stone to be published by Patrick Rothfuss (if you're a girl and you get this reference our marriage is inevitable)

Apparently I'm good at taxes and accounting type stuff. So I'm gonna run with it and see where college takes me next.

Trying to be more interesting. Trying not to repel women with said interests.
I’m really good at
Doing better the next time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Evil laugh and no verbal filter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Joe Abercrombie
Anything by Scott Lynch
Starbuckd by Nick Taylor
Wheel of Time (suck it A Song of Ice & Fire)
Indian food
90s rock
Canadiens games on RDS
The Raveonettes
Smoked meat sandwiches
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Sex Drive
Euro Trip
National Lampoon's Animal House
The Venture Brothers
Cherry coke
Ball-park pretzels
****I thought of editing this list today in order to be more cool, but eff it, I love what's on this list.
The six things I could never do without
The Habs
Coffee & croissants on the weekend
Girls in polka dot dresses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which US city to visit next, based on its craft beer scene (thank you Untappd)
On a typical Friday night I am
I make it up as I go along
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love both the song and music video for Hot'N'Cold by Katy Perry. I also just spell-checked my own profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're quirky, complex, nerdy, geeky, not a prude, not conservative in values, not too annoyingly hipster and won't dump all the planning/decision making in my lap . Any or all of the above are acceptable.

Also, can you sing "See My Vest"?

You'll go upside the back of my head when I make an inappropriate comment. Or laugh along with me. Preferably the latter, but the former is kind of understandable now and again.