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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 27
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alright, edit time. I haven't signed on in half a year, it's funny reading my old profile and seeing where I'm at now . Where to begin? Well I had quit my job to back to school, finally saw the ocean, crushed a bunch kiddies in math class, loved and lost, got A+ in everything, and slept in through the entire winter. With coffee every morning. Lovely.

Also it seems like I did a fair amount of growing up along the way. So most definitely not a wasted year. But I'm done with school and ready to tackle the next step, whatever it is.

I'm a bit more into taking care of my health these days. Who knew I would enjoy running? I feel great and, oddly enough, a great way to meditate. But no marathons or anything, I do it for myself. Next up: yoga. I did a class last year and liked it, just never committed.

Potential partner must enjoy traveling. I've done a good chunk of Western Europe and some of the USA. Time to go farther afield and I've been thinking about (finally) going to a surf camp (Caribbean, Costa Rica?) or traveling across Japan. Or Hawaii. I'm a history buff, and I'd be down for Pearl Harbor (they have a submarine! I love submarines). But definitely more USA mini-trips, I kind of like it there. Would you believe Miami has a great craft beer scene?

I'm no foodie, but I like to cook, especially unholy comfort food. I once made a double-decker mashed potato and meatloaf sandwich. Bread was some sort of multi-grain, and I used Chalet dipping sauce for gravy. And I even tried my hand at baking! Made cocoa gingerbread cookies. Maybe not the most challenging, but a good starting point.

And I'm a morning person. Saddest part of my day is when I've finished my coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
STILL waiting for the Doors of Stone to be published by Patrick Rothfuss (if you're a girl and you get this reference our marriage is inevitable)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing better the next time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Evil laugh and no verbal filter (I make for a stunning first date)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Joe Abercrombie, Anything by Scott Lynch
Anything by Patrick Rothfuss, Kushiel's Legacy Trilogy
Starbuckd by Nick Taylor, Wheel of Time (suck it A Song of Ice & Fire)

Food: Indian, poutine from Quebec (Smoke's is a crime against humanity), German salami sandwiches with mozzarella, cherry cola, ball-park pretzels, smoke meat sandwiches, my homemade arrabiata sauce (which has received nods of approval from Italian girls), American comfort food

Shows: Canadiens games on RDS, House of Cards (netflix version), Premier League on Saturday mornings, Rick and Morty (summer 2015 can't get here fast enough), The Venture Brothers, Britcoms (you haven't laughed till you've seen Hyacinthe scale a fence), Workaholics, The Loop (season one), Gotham, Vikings

Music: The Raveonettes, Chvrches, 2Cellos, Metallica (Black album and everything prior), 90s rock/alternative/ska/punk in general...I recently had a pair of 18 year old girls laugh at me when it came to discussing my taste in music (while at school, I just realized how creepy that phrase comes across). I guess Abe Simpson was right.

Movies: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Munich, Sex Drive, Eurotrip, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Waiting, Gladiator, Monty Python, A Knight's Tale (this was pure genius and you know it), Scent of a Woman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (although I really need to watch this again, I'm sure I missed stuff), Forgetting Sarah Marshall (all-time fav)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BBC News
Coffee & croissants on the weekend
Girls in polka dot dresses and hairbands (this is the way to my heart, take note)
The yummy and sweet tears of Toronto sports fans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which US city to visit next, based on its craft beer scene (thank you Untappd)

That insane adult playground in St.Louis, Missouri at City Museum. They kick the kiddies out and open the bar at night!

Whether I want the hassle and fun of having a pair of kittens bouncing around my apartment. *Edit*. Two words: Savannah cat. I saw one on the metro the other day, it was awesome.

My next coffee maker (I don't own a lot of things, but a good coffee maker is non-negotiable)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I make it up as I go along
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once owned simultaneous memberships to both Man United and Man City. The story is even dumber than it sounds.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're quirky, complex, nerdy, geeky, not a prude, not conservative in values, not too annoyingly hipster and won't dump all the planning/decision making in my lap . Any or all of the above are acceptable.

You'll go upside the back of my head when I make an inappropriate comment. Or laugh along with me. Preferably the latter, but the former is kind of understandable now and again.

You don't think female initiative is a criminal offense. You'd be surprised how much it's appreciated when the girl can be bothered to make the first move.

You'll sing "Gangbang at The Old Folks Home" at karaoke with me (it's by Steel Panther, it's on Youtube)