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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:28pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I love the dating merry-go-round!

I'm getting better at it, although I'm thinking my dating appeal has an inverse relationship. I don't play music and, lamentably, no beard. But I can cook (not a professional, just for fun) and do your taxes (in this case, like a former pro). But I' perfectly happy with who I am. I guess that's the fun part of growing up.

I know nothing about pop culture, and sometimes think about how awesome it would be to unplug the internet (feels like we've overcomplicated everything). But I read a lot, especially novels and international current events (it's disconcerting to see how many people my age are unaware of what's happening in Greece, Chinese foreign policy, the Iran nuclear deal, etc). And yes, the internet keeps me informed, and yes, that makes me a hypocrite.

And I actually find myself wanting to do new things as I get older, not slow down! I never thought I'd love running outside, but here I am. I've never been camping, but willing to try (and you'll have the joy of watching a city boy fail in the woods). In other words, I'm open to new things, even if I don't list it here somewhere. But not sea food. I've tried enough times, and it's not happening, lol.

I guess my taste in women is eclectic. Height, age, size, education etc, doesn't seem to matter so much for me. I've dated an odd range of ladies in my life (and each one had something awesome I valued)

***I realize my photos are ridiculous, but they're the best I have. I'm not as much of an idiot as you'd judge by my pics.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reconfiguring and reworking my education plan. Lapping all the single ladies in Toronto. But that's ok, I'm 33, the first crop of divorcees should be arriving in my social circles in about two years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing better the next time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Evil laugh and no verbal filter (I make for a stunning first date)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Joe Abercrombie, Anything by Scott Lynch
Anything by Patrick Rothfuss, Kushiel's Legacy Trilogy
Starbuckd by Nick Taylor, Wheel of Time (suck it A Song of Ice & Fire)

Food: Indian, poutine from Quebec (Smoke's is a crime against humanity), German salami sandwiches with mozzarella, cherry cola, ball-park pretzels, smoke meat sandwiches, my homemade arrabiata sauce (which has received nods of approval from Italian girls), American comfort food

Shows: Canadiens games on RDS, House of Cards (netflix version), Premier League on Saturday mornings, Rick and Morty (summer 2015 can't get here fast enough), The Venture Brothers, Britcoms (you haven't laughed till you've seen Hyacinthe scale a fence), Workaholics, The Loop (season one), Gotham, Vikings

Music: The Raveonettes, Chvrches, 2Cellos, Metallica (Black album and everything prior), 90s rock/alternative/ska/punk in general...I recently had a pair of 18 year old girls laugh at me when it came to discussing my taste in music (while at school, I just realized how creepy that phrase comes across). I guess Abe Simpson was right.

Movies: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Munich, Sex Drive, Eurotrip, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Waiting, Gladiator, Monty Python, A Knight's Tale (this was pure genius and you know it), Scent of a Woman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (although I really need to watch this again, I'm sure I missed stuff), Forgetting Sarah Marshall (all-time fav)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BBC News
Coffee & croissants on the weekend
Girls in polka dot dresses
The yummy and sweet tears of Toronto sports fans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which US city to visit next, based on its craft beer scene (thank you Untappd)

That insane adult playground in St.Louis, Missouri at City Museum. They kick the kiddies out and open the bar at night!

My next coffee maker (I don't own a lot of things, but a good coffee maker is non-negotiable)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I make it up as I go along
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're quirky, complex, nerdy, geeky, not a prude, not conservative in values, not too annoyingly hipster and won't dump all the planning/decision making in my lap . Any or all of the above are acceptable.

You'll go upside the back of my head when I make an inappropriate comment. Or laugh along with me. Preferably the latter, but the former is kind of understandable now and again.

You don't think female initiative is a criminal offense. You'd be surprised how much it's appreciated when the girl can be bothered to make the first move.