28 Astoria, NY
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My self-summary
A friend told me I'm a white Aziz Ansari. That was nice of them.

On a more serious note... Have I ever given CPR to dog? Yes. Did it survive? Ugh... I just put my mouth on a dog's nose. Damn right it lived!! Brought that bitch back, literally.

Also I cook, go to the gym, enjoy intellectual banter... Blah blah blah, dating website
What I’m doing with my life
I left my job as sbaccount executive at a staffing agency.
So, I'm back in school getting getting more skills so I don't need to lie to people for a living anymore.

...but all I really do is laugh at dogs with floppy ears.
I’m really good at
Being on time.

Providing lots of random information.

Creating completely incomprehensible typos in texts and not checking the auto correct.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes... Or my smile? Idk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: literally everything. An example you ask? While traveling to work it's not uncommon for my to playlist to hit some Young Jeezy, Slipknot and Lady Gaga. 0_o

MOVIES: American Sniper, Safety Not Guaranteed, Trainspotting, Gattica, The Fith Element, Idiocracy, Shawn Of The Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, Hebrew Hammer, Pulp Fiction....

TV: Gordon Ramsay is my hero. I like cooking competition shows, documentaries, cartoons like Rick and Morty and South Park

Food: I really like food and I cook a lot.
The six things I could never do without
1. Corrective eyewear
2. Family
3. Good food
4. Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, the future, money... The difference between pleasure and happiness.

Birds, especially pigeons for some reason.

Transportation systems... But who doesn't
On a typical Friday night I am
At a restaurant or cooking dinner. Certainly not at a bar that is blasting shitty music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was walking behind an older lady and she dropped a $20 bill...
I stopped and thought, "what would Jesus do?"

So, I put it in the bank.
Ya know, because Jesus Saves!
You should message me if
You want to get to coffee/drinks/dinner