Well howdy folks! You like blood? violence? freaks of nature? Well then come on down and read my profile:

At the moment I am residing in the English countryside, but have big plans, involving a move back to Northampton, MA. as soon as I finish my degree (damn myself for not going to uni earlier) to revel in the vegan feasts and bohemian fun.... and I feel quite sad and revelling in the importance of self filling this in. In my opinion happy tree friends should rule the earth and they should make more candy vegetarian so I can bloody EAT IT!!! I sometimes wish the world was a cartoon so that I could redraw myself as a prettier version (with super powers)... Also if the world was a cartoon there would most likely be pokemon and I'm sure I'm not the only sad person that walks through the woods and thinks 'wow, it'd be so cool if a crazy bright yellow mouse thing popped out right about now and I could catch it in a ball 1/10th its size!'... am I??... oh...

I also have a www.fetlife.com profile under Lisey

YAY I have my red hair back :D

I am Spook, Show, and Baby

At the moment I'm studying Fashion promotion and imaging which is laughable as I am about as 'fashionable' as a turnip, but the course is pretty good regardless! The days I'm not learning about skirt lengths through the ages (ok, thats the part I enjoy less..) I work for a children's interior design company. I'm hoping to work my way into the Fetish Industry and have a massive love for anything covered in blood... especially pretty girls
I am- and always will be- a Gore Whore and spend an awful lot of time wishing I lived in any of the worlds created by Rob Zombie
However if the fashion/fetish thing doesn't work out I would love to open a little coffee shop back home where people could meet for writing groups, art, funtimes, etc. as I also like to kid myself that I can write (please don't use this as an example of my mad author-ly skills)... My writing is a bit like being inside my head; dark with lingering echoes and the faint stink of mildew...

If you would like to see for yourself there is some writing up here

http://spookshowbabyx.deviantart.com/

please excuse the fan art, I do commision work and it seems that people are desperate for anything but what is churning around in my mind unpolluted by disney... I recommend Jenah Said and Doctors and Nurses...

umm...drawing blood?... sarcasm?... being the first to initiate and the last to realize?
I'm pretty decent at music and am qualified to teach the cello if the urge ever arose.
I may not be good at it but I also really enjoy photography.
Also if it counts as a skill I have 'epic' stamina when it comes to rambling (nature and just going on a bit)

update: I can now juggle grapefruits... go me!

update numero dos: A 70 year old man just called me a 'saucy vixen'... I am not sure if this is generally counted as a skill but I wish to add it as such... move over golddigga, I'm a regular Graaavedigga... yes... and onwards!

WHAT I AM NOT GOOD AT: math, spelling, photoshop, behaving in an orderly fashion... acquiring an american accent when I read or talk to others with the accent.

Usually my messy hair and it's colour (whatever that may be at the time) and I suppose around here what I'm wearing. Apparently I don't fit in with the guildford scene haha.... oh and apparently I look a bit like Ke$ha according to my boss and some randoms down at the bar... I'm not sure if this is a good thing, but I wasn't sure what to write so that will do...

books: Kiss me Judas, Penny Dreadful, Hells Half Acre, Ulysses, The Sight, Anthony and Cleopatra, Battle Royale, Torture Garden, A Gentleman's Collection of Beastliness, Silence of the Lambs and anything written by King, Mellick, Kadrey, Marquis de Sade, Palahnuik, Will Self... Harry Potter is also a must.

movies: Devil's Rejects first and foremost, House of 1000 Corpses, Planet Terror, Natural Born Killers, 120 days of Sodom/Salo, Adaptation, Rob Zombie's Halloween(s), Seven, Satan's Whip, Dusk till Dawn, and pretty much any good/bad/ugly horror movie made.

(non horror: Thelma and Louise, Into the Wild, No country for Old Men, The big Lebowski, Sweeny Todd, Sleepy Hollow, Land before Time)

Cartoons/TV: Kim Possible (stop laughing at me), Chowder, Family guy, El Haunted world of el superbeasto, Fairly Odd Parents. The Munsters. Twin Peaks.

Artists: Robert Masciave. Soulstripper. Richard Kadrey.

Designers (just my nod to my degree haha): Wildfox. Iron Fist. Urban recycled shit. Anything that's a Chanel pisstake/ spoof.

Music: (hate this question, I will listen to most things barring opera so here's a list of some on my playlist) Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper, KMFDM, Tom Waits, skinny puppy, NIN, Tim Grimm, suicide commando, MSI, Bob Dylan, tactical sekt, She Wants Revenge, The who, Frank Zappa, Wainwright, Distillers, PJ harvey, Cobra SS, Kesha... Lady Gaga when watching her videos... that lady has style

Songs (ok if you havent realised by now, I like the favorites question because it's easy!): Midnight Rider. Pussy Liquor. Jesse James. House of the rising sun. Mary Don't Weep. The Scorpion Sleeps. Written In Blood. Pet Semetary. My Generation. Celia Rose. Touch Peel and Stand. Big Isnt Beautiful. Don't Laugh At Me. Hand That Feeds. Closer. Get Psycho.

Foods: Beer, Japanese, Moroccan, Mexican, Indian, Thai, felafel (I can say it not spell it and that's what counts) humous, pretty much any fresh fruit or veg especially edamame beans and pumpkin. vodka. rum. sangria.

Characters (I wanted to add this as I love writing because I love to create characters, and I love good characters created by others: Shego. Poison Ivy. Harley Quinn. Drakken. Marceline. Jake. Baby Firefly. Otis Driftwood. Captain Spaulding. Mother Firefly. Thelma. Jude. Phineas Poe. Iago. Flagg. Bellatrix Lestrange (again, stop laughing at me, I'm a little girl in a woman's body). Brandy Alexander. Vince Noir. Mayor West.

imagination. pen and paper. cigarettes. black coffee. horror. photographs.

Parallel universes. How to make £7.50 a week of groceries become a delectable feast. Why people seem to either love or loathe me to the nth degree when they find out I am *shock* *horror* 'foreign' (this counts both for being a dutchie and for being a yank). Lingerie.

Cooking dinner, having a laugh, discipling myself so that I am still useful at work the next day.

'I want to know what you were doing in the cemetery!'
'I don't have to tell you ANYthing'.... yes... and if you know what that is from without checking on google or similar sites, we will most likely get on well...

you can ask me any questions and I'll answer.. uuuumm.... I have a childish crush on Shego from Kim Possible... my worst fear is the following scenario (basically all my worst fears in one): a swinging swing with a big live china doll on it or ventriliquists dummy.. writhing with leeches, next to a bin with a baby in it covered in mange tout..... you get extra credit if you manage to SET UP this scenario and serious questioning as to your obviouslly excessive free time or amount of weird terrifying things to hand...yeaaah.. basically I dont know what to say here.
Oh yes; feet freak me out but I like collarbones.

I wouldn't mind being Louise; Thelma's a hottie...

You have a larger vocabulary than 'hey sexc'.
You are Sheri Moon.
You have something which may interest me.
You are seeking a bounty hunter.
You can tell me where to acquire a decent french maid's outfit.
You'd like to.