HEY: let's be honest here. I'm shallow, vain and self-centered, but I'm ANYTHING but boring and ordinary. Ask me why I collect sand from my friends' vacation trips.

BTW: I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH! Please don't send a one-line message saying just "Hi" or "How are you?" or "You're gorgeous". If you have nothing to say online, then a date would be awkward--don't you agree? I've gotten many responses from attractive people that just say a word or two--such a waste. DON'T expect a reply if you can't follow this simple request. Girls KNOW how to talk and I understand that most men are still little boys inside, but please...
Also, don't drivel on about moonlight walks on the beach, PLEASE!
No one does that except if you're on Fiji or you're buzzed and just left a bar across from the beach.

If you like campfires--JOIN SCOUTING!

If you can make a tastier Margarita than me, perhaps you should reply here. I love the salty rim, but women bloat easily!
Pass the chips and salsa, please!!!

LUV YA guys, but Girls ROCK!

VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT!!! If you think you're gonna get laid for the price of a meal or a few drinks--PISS OFF!!!

BTW: I'm a Male-to-female Trans, but no need to run and hide--I won't bite...
THANK YOU, Brina.

REFUSING to say no to what I feel is mine.

I work damn hard at what I do, but it's difficult to be a single female in the film world and make deserved progress.

Having a DAMN good time while waiting for my Breakout role.

HOGGING all of the blocking, lol.

And I'll have it soon, dammit!

Taking your picture, inventing new products (I'm a patent-holder), power-shifting your sports coupe, baiting your fishing hook, packing your drag chute, clapping a slate, preparing a MEAN fish taco, flying your spinnaker/dropping your spanker/running your galley (HATE hull scraping--however), retouching in Photoshop, pulling focus, nuzzling your neck-GIRLS, speed-loading my 762 caliber and teaching my 2 boys how to hit their targets with our assortment of handguns.

Oh, and making margaritas, Did I mention that above?

Besides my obnoxious attitude, it's my DAZZLING smile ;)
I have GREAT teeth and teeth are very important whenever you need to either smile or chew...

WATCH MY HILARIOUS NEW FILM "Transsexuals from Space" on twistflix here. What the Hell--download it for only $1.99 and make me rich, lol:
http://www.twistflix.com/films/?film=39

I was the first person to proof-read The Bible. :)

My favorite Films/TV are the ones I appear in (40+).
http://www.imdb.me/brina
See: I TOLD you I was vain!

Otherwise, anything Mel Brooks is connected to. Or Steven Spielberg, like "Schindler's List". Very Moving ;)

LOVE the Sandman too. He keeps me busy. I've worked on Five Happy Madison films now, So fortunate :)

Music: nearly anything except SOAD, Korn, ICP or House. I'll even tolerate Rap. Fave is The British Invasion, however. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!

I'll cook anything for you that didn't have lips--excepting fish.
Like sweet cherry pie. Ever had "Mexican spaghetti"? MY recipe--SOOO ADDICTIVE :) :) :)
Or when you stay over, ladies: I'll make you my "sunny" eggs.

I never eat bird or hoof. Half-animal rights and half-health concern. I'll eat: Sushi, any wild-caught, or deep-water fish or crustation, any vegetable or fruit (except durian) or any gluten-free pizza.
Like my sister said: "I never met a dip I didn't like".
Tex-Mex = yummy!

I seldom have a third cocktail--seems I always have to drive, but I don't mind if you do. OR-you drive and I'll have that 3rd drink :)
My favorite wine is Cabernet. With a straw.

And to answer that dumb survey question--I WOULD sit out at 2AM to watch shooting stars. Soooo romantic!

I developed the "D" chord, so will all the musicians PLEASE start paying my royalties?

Only six?
Lipstick, organic tea, a spare hi-capacity clip, film roles, a full sesame oil bottle and an empty dance card...

ice melting

On-set: making people miserable and calling all the shots.

Is that I NEVER go out without a PPK in my garter and a smile on my face.

some of what you read above you realize is a crock!

you can filter through my sarcasm.

MEN: you wear a sport coat, a collared shirt and leather shoes on a date. leave the jeans and T-shirts to the back yard. A tailored suit is to a woman what lingerie is to a guy.

WOMEN: you're as FEMME as I am and love the lipstick look :) :) :)
You ROCK a LBD/heels and smoke in skinnies!
(yes, I'll date WOMEN :) or men)

you know the difference between tad and drek.

you are ANY more interesting than me...