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37 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:36pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm married. My wife knows about this part of my life but "doesn't want to know," i.e. doesn't want this to impact the established flow of our lives (or to ever feel neglected or like second fiddle, perhaps you poly people understand). We're trying this because I'm drawn to poly, and she is not. Our relationship is mature and solid and this is our way of trying to make it work. For right now I'm not actively seeking a relationship that will lead to another loving relationship, for now, physical fun and friendship. I don't have legs or a head... I am just a disembodied torso floating around in space.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with technology (consulting). Generally I'm a nerd that likes to make great concepts *actually* exist in reality.
I'm older and have a career that has a public face... so no face pics for you until we start messaging
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Colonel Angus
(as said in Christopher Walken's voice with a southern accent)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile / Dimples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
• Non-fiction books
• Documentary movies
• Addicted to TEDTalks!
• Pretty much any high-production-value series aired on cable (and I have a soft spot for really horrible Reality TV... it's like picking a scab, you don't want to... but it's SOOO satisfying somehow.)
• Roots Reggae and Dub, World
• Wild Salmon is amazing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: the sun, music, learning, coffee, my wife, meditation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• the universe
• the meaning and purpose of consciousness within the universe
• *why* I think about sex all of the time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading / chillin' with a spliff or hanging with my gal and/or some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Read the answers to my questions... you will find a few gems.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You like to chat... about anything! Please feel welcome to:
a) group letters into words
b) group resulting words into sentences
c) submit those sentences to me for processing

I promise to promptly:
a) read sentences
b) extract their meaning
c) respond in a similar fashion

...and then hopefully repeat.

Contact me especially if:
• You understand (or are at least non-judgmental about) my situation
• You are *not* looking for drama
• You are as *absolutely thrilled* by new sexual experiences as I am (and you refuse to deny yourself that sense of ~aliveness~ that such experiences offer)