I am a fun-loving, active mama. I love hiking, backpacking, being
outdoors, being silly, dancing, and my little boy. I also like
wine, thinking, talking about exciting ideas, chickens, worms,
speaking German, fermentation, traveling and adventure. And no, I
do not have a moustache. Sorry for the false advertising.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly I'm trying to enjoy every moment of this amazing life and
live it to the fullest. I have a very positive outlook and try to
minimize negative influences. I love my job, even though it's super
intense. I try to get outside every day, rain or shine.
I’m really good at
Not letting food go to waste. I will use that squishy old tomato to
make tomato muffins. Or something, dammit.
Attracting weird, crazy, or confused people and handling it well.
This comes in handy at work. My boss once introduced me to someone
else at work by saying, "she's our new shit magnet!" while beaming
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm very quiet in groups, but love talking with one or two
That I frequently cry when I laugh, and I laugh a lot.
That my eyes and hair defy single-color descriptions.
The six things I could never do without
humor, love, compassion, movement, expression, and touch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe, life, and things that make me laugh. What I want to
do and how I am going to get there. Learning new things, how life
circumstances influence people's lives and the choices they make,
how to learn from my mistakes, and how to make the world a better
On a typical Friday night I am
at work, saving lives or helping people die peacefully, while
trying not to pee my pants, throw up, or be otherwise
On my weekends, however, I am probably at home relaxing, working on
projects, having a dance party, cooking, baking bread, or being
silly. Or all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Really, nothing is off limits here. I answer all questions
I apologize to spiders when I break their webs.
I talk to myself.
I pee in the shower.
We're all in this together. Why hinder real human connection by
keeping secrets or being ashamed of who you are?
You should message me if
you like piña coladas... or beer, wine, tea, or ah, beverages in
you don't mind weird jokes or bad puns, silliness doesn't offend
your sensibilities, and you sometimes question whether you are one
of these things called a "grown up".
you don't mind that I work nights and weekends and are down to hang
out on weekdays/nights.
you approve of Oxford comma usage.