Born in Miami. Living in New York. I have two cats, 700 movies and possibly a beard. Watch out.

Judging you based on spelling and grammar. Working overnight on weekdays. Picking canceled shows to watch in their entirety. Owning too many black t-shirts.

Scrabble and Words With Friends.

Wearing a top hat.

Doing anything for love. But not doing that.

My innermost secrets. My subconscious. Brain waves.

The stench.

That when I'm exposed to extreme heat I transform into a sports car. This is way more of a hassle than it sounds.

Books: Mostly of the comic variety. Slowly making my way through House of Leaves (I've stopped to read 3 or 4 other books along the way). I also have a pretty good collection of cookbooks (though I don't cook as often as I should).

Movies: "I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?' "

I love movies. So fucking much.

Shows: Community (#sixseasonsandamovie), the Wire, Doctor Who, Parks & Rec, the Adventures of Pete & Pete, a million other things both old and current.

Music: Within the last year I saw the Descendents three times. It had to be done.

Food: Yes, please.

1. Multiple choices.

A surprisingly large number of people on here select "the Earth" when answering the question "Which is bigger, the sun or the earth?"
I find this to be very alarming.

I once saw a profile here from a girl that said you should message if "Your caucasian." She misused "your" 6 other times in her profile. I believe her lack of grammar and abundance of racism are completely related.

She probably also believes the Earth is larger than the Sun.

making a mixtape. Bitches love mixtapes.

I wonder if anybody realizes that the word in blue is a link?

I've played Magic the Gathering as recently as May of last year. I buy comic books every Wednesday.

I have way too much stuff.

you think the Earth is larger than the Sun.

So I can slap some sense into you.