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35 Sunnyvale, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Asian, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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under the process of being updated, as i am not who this was anymore
just to say something til i feel like putting more, i will say i'm a dork. i spend a lot of my free time in front of my computer, hanging out with friends, or dancing my insane dance to the music in my head.
the current music in my head:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
also under the process of being updated, so for now:
streamlining and reimagining
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking things too literally for comic effect. :P
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm not sure, maybe my vaguely humanoid shape? my ability to stand upright? you should really ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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some movies off the top of my head: lawrence of arabia, empire of the sun, rushmore, drunken master

my favorite food is probably lamb vindaloo, although i'm up for any indian food, or any spicy food in general really, or really any tasty food if i'm being honest...and bacon

books: the little prince, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, rendezvous with rama, 2001, anything else by arthur c. clarke, most anything fantasy or sci-fi, most anything in general as long as it can hold my attention

i don't really watch tv anymore, but here are some shows i remember fondly: macgyver, newsradio, robotech, red dwarf, night court, seinfeld, wings, star trek tng

lots of music: north indian classical, blues, jazz, rock, post punk, rap, goth, new wave, synthpop, goa/psytrance
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the ability to hear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existence and my insignificant place within it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a drink with friends, or trying to find mischief
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm probably not standing near you right now...but maybe i am. quick, look behind you! ahhhh!!!!
You should message me if
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send me a message if you read my profile and you think i'd be cool to hang out with.
or, if you wanna start a band named "the band i'm in". that way, no one can say it's "my band". they can only say things like "i play guitar for the band i'm in". i know it's not proper english to end a phrase with a preposition, but oh well. screw you grammar nazi!