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moyersaboteur

34 M Hollidaysburg, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), French (Okay)

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You don't have a pseudo-sexual relationship with your housepet (I love animals, for the record). Your housepet is a Flemish Giant rabbit. You don't wear t-shirts from shitty 80's hair bands that you've probably never listened to (or should be embarrassed of if you continue to) because you think they're ironic. You want to climb trees and drink cheap champagne from the bottle. You are intimately acquainted with Audrey Tautou. You've never referred to yourself as fierce. You've never shot smack into your genitals with a needle you borrowed from a guy named Vincent who hangs out in laundromats. If you don't think I sound like a douchebag. I'm pretty cynical, but I would rather laugh than complain. Like the kind of person that requires extreme focus right now to avoid slathering you in platitudinous tripe about how I never thought I would make this staggering, bathetic descent into the world of OkCupid. Whatever, here I am so let's make memories.