Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is where I've lived: Manchester-by-the-Sea, NYC, New
Hampshire, LA, San Francisco, DC, Atlanta, Charlotte, Boston.
I like to play all kinds of sports. Was a swimmer in college. Love
to play tennis. My favorite color is blue. The best color
objectively is blue. I have three siblings and I wont say where I
am in the order (but middle children are the best).
In order of favorite to least favorite type of clothes: bathing
suit > PJ's > t-shirt/jeans > clown suit > shirt and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a janitor at a prestigious university and sometimes late
at night if I see a complex math problem on the chalk board I'll
just solve it...oh wait, thats Good Will Hunting... Actually, I'm a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Starting a crossword puzzle but then just watching TV
- Underwater handstands
- Stopping a stopwatch on exactly 1.00 seconds.
- Rocks, Paper, Scissors (I always throw rock...or do I?)
- RISK (the game of world domination)
- Bubble baths (in fact I always win at bubble baths)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lazy eye. Just kidding both of my eyes are normal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking - for about 3 minutes
after reading it I knew how the big bang happened...but then i
forgot. Suggest a book to me. I probably won't read it but I like
I like all kinds of music from the Beatles to Taylor Swift.
I eat the diet of a 5 year old without supervision: pancakes for
dinner, ice cream and cookies for breakfast, grilled cheese for
anytime I want a grilled cheese.
I like Jimmy Fallon. I want to play all of the games he plays on
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Interesting discussions
2. Long naps
3. Dad's cooking
4. Tennis partners
5. Daydreaming/pondering life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about a lot of stuff. Here is a list of things I would be
willing to discuss (feel free to add to the list):
Time travel, ethics, exercise strategies, inventing games,
international relations, chess, space exploration, women's rights,
gay rights, civil rights, spy movies, art and music, assorted
cheese plates, epistemology and metaphysics, best places to surf,
game theory, lake house vs. beach house, quantum physics, what the
best flavor milk shake is, best hiking trails, what the best way to
organize society is, human consciousness, how to make the coolest
handshake, nature vs. nurture, and nachos. Really though, this list
could go on and on. I think there are an infinite number of
interesting things. Oh, actually I'm gonna add the concept of
infinity to that list too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drinks with friends, watching a movie, going out to dinner,
robbing banks, watching live music, relaxing at home...you
know...the usual stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I eat so fast that my nose starts running...that's normal
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to play tennis!
...You think we'd have an awesome time hanging out
...You are the first computer to spontaneously gain awareness of
itself and are looking for someone to talk to about life and what
it all means.
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