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mphillips018

28 M Albany, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a giant nerd in the most awesome sort of way.

I have two dogs. They're kinda dumb but friendly and cute.

I think the banjo is the sexiest of all musical instruments.

I prefer the esoteric over the whimsical.

Bacon is the best thing ever... or maybe whiskey... or perhaps bacon infused bourbon... though i have been working on marshmallow jell-o shots... actually those did not turn out too well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a freelance philosopher and proprietor of inebriation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
headbutting
drinking
surviving apocalyptic catastrophes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear glasses?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Dune, The Hagakure, The Boys, A song of Ice and Fire, A Clockwork Orange, The Tipping Point, Kitchen Confidential, The Count of Monte Cristo

Movies: Star Wars, The Crow, Anything Directed By Akira Kurosawa, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Universe, The Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Enter the Dragon, Army of darkness

Shows: No Reservations, Futurama, Metalocalypse, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Adventure Time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, game of thrones, anything involving joss whedon or felicity day.

Music: Flogging Molly, Nine Inch Nails, Streetlight Manifesto, Street Sweeper Social Club, Flobots, Daft Punt, Kenny Chesney, The Rolling Stones, Toby Keith, The Who, Wu-Tang Clan, Black Sabbath, Frank Turner, Queen, My Chemical Romance, The Protomen, Sarah Jarosz and pretty much anything in between.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs, something to read, Guinness, and some other stuff... oh... and sugar free Redbull, I might actually die without a regular intake of that one...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The theme song from I Dream of Jeanie... And also how awesome it would be to be a super villain.

And zombies... After all it is best to be prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Yes, I am lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
as the side bar states, i graduated from space camp. i seriously went to space camp.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're awesome, or nerdy. Or if you like whiskey. Or for the sheer hell of it.