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mphillips018

28 M Albany, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a giant nerd in the most awesome sort of way.

I have two dogs. They're kinda dumb but friendly and cute.

I think the banjo is the sexiest of all musical instruments.

I prefer the esoteric over the whimsical.

Bacon is the best thing ever... or maybe whiskey... or perhaps bacon infused bourbon... though i have been working on marshmallow jell-o shots... actually those did not turn out too well.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a freelance philosopher and proprietor of inebriation.
I’m really good at
headbutting
drinking
surviving apocalyptic catastrophes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Dune, The Hagakure, The Boys, A song of Ice and Fire, A Clockwork Orange, The Tipping Point, Kitchen Confidential, The Count of Monte Cristo

Movies: Star Wars, The Crow, Anything Directed By Akira Kurosawa, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Universe, The Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Enter the Dragon, Army of darkness

Shows: No Reservations, Futurama, Metalocalypse, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Adventure Time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, game of thrones, anything involving joss whedon or felicity day.

Music: Flogging Molly, Nine Inch Nails, Streetlight Manifesto, Street Sweeper Social Club, Flobots, Daft Punt, Kenny Chesney, The Rolling Stones, Toby Keith, The Who, Wu-Tang Clan, Black Sabbath, Frank Turner, Queen, My Chemical Romance, The Protomen, Sarah Jarosz and pretty much anything in between.
The six things I could never do without
My dogs, something to read, Guinness, and some other stuff... oh... and sugar free Redbull, I might actually die without a regular intake of that one...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The theme song from I Dream of Jeanie... And also how awesome it would be to be a super villain.

And zombies... After all it is best to be prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Yes, I am lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
as the side bar states, i graduated from space camp. i seriously went to space camp.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're awesome, or nerdy. Or if you like whiskey. Or for the sheer hell of it.