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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I am a giant nerd in the most awesome sort of way.

I have two dogs. They're kinda dumb but friendly and cute.

I think the banjo is the sexiest of all musical instruments.

I prefer the esoteric over the whimsical.

Bacon is the best thing ever... or maybe whiskey... or perhaps bacon infused bourbon... though i have been working on marshmallow jell-o shots... actually those did not turn out too well.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a freelance philosopher and former proprietor of inebriation. Currently i am a highly skilled retail slave.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing random things
surviving apocalyptic catastrophes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear glasses?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Dune, The Hagakure, The Boys, A song of Ice and Fire, A Clockwork Orange, The Tipping Point, Kitchen Confidential, The Count of Monte Cristo, american gods.

Movies: Star Wars, The Crow, Anything Directed By Akira Kurosawa, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Universe, The Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Enter the Dragon, Army of darkness

Shows: No Reservations, Futurama, Metalocalypse, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, agents of shield, arrow/the flash, archer Adventure Time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, community, anything involving joss whedon or felicity day.

Music: Flogging Molly, Nine Inch Nails, Streetlight Manifesto, Street Sweeper Social Club, Flobots, Daft Punt, Kenny Chesney, The Rolling Stones, hank the 3rd, The Who, Wu-Tang Clan, Black Sabbath, Frank Turner, Queen, My Chemical Romance, The Protomen, Sarah Jarosz and pretty much anything in between.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs, something to read, Guinness, and some other stuff... oh... and sugar free Redbull, I might actually die without a regular intake of that one...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The theme song from I Dream of Jeanie... And also how awesome it would be to be a super villain.

And zombies... After all it is best to be prepared.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Yes, I am lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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as the side bar states, i graduated from space camp. i seriously went to space camp.
You should message me if
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I like my women the same way i like my squirrels; preternaturally intelligent. And liking whisky certianly doesn't hurt.