Well, I have a head and some shoulders...and knees and toes. I also have eyes and ears and mouth and nose! My right arm can go in then come back out...go back it and shake all about. All other limbs seem to follow the pattern...fancy that!

Instead of prosing about myself...just ask!

I am goofy, sarcastic, and literate

Training to be a ninja if the pirate thing doesn't work out. Really I'm just trying to branch out right now...get busy living kind of thing.

Laughing and falling. Almost anything else I want to be good at... except singing and dancing. Although, I continue to both dance and sing which results in falling then laughter...and not necessarily in that order.

Probably my height or the volume of my laughter...

My fav book in the whole world is The Cat in the Hat followed closely by Where the Sidewalk Ends. I love sarcastic and witty writers like Christopher Moore and Oscar Wilde. Also, I harbor an unhealthy obession with Jane Austen.

Favorite TV shows: How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, Family Guy, House, etc.

Movies I love include: the Goonies, Shawshank Redemption, Empire Records, Billy Madison, Can't Hardly Wait, Elf, Seven, Mean Girls, Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music, Garden State, Fight Club, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, All the Bond Movies, The Hangover, Paper Heart, Juno, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, The Pirates of the Caribbean, I Love You Man, Role Models, Across the Universe, Peter Pan...(a more complete list upon request).

I find most music appealing except for smooth jazz.

Breakfast is the best meal of the day hands down.

a sense of humor, the outdoors, whiskey, family, friends, your mom.

Winning the Lottery...random movie quotes...guilty pleasure songs...random memories.

Training monkeys. Having a beer. Maybe both. But for reals probably working.

I want to be Tim Gunn's BFF.

If you don't mind honesty. If you can stand the sense of humor of a 14 yr old male. If you can seriously laugh at yourself. If you wish life would randomly become a musical (or at least include danger music at appropriate points). If you live every day trying to better yourself. If you don't settle. If you like to be challenged.