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mr_crispy

29 Woolwich, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:29pm
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Chris, an absent minded dreaming type into art, philosophy, reading, films, stand up etc. I am an artist but my day job is in IT where I do Web Support - My mind is a strange brew of creative and logical. I practice art in my studio and am also into poetry and electronic music production

I have a pretty good sense of humor and I don't take everything deadly serious, must laugh now and again.

I LIKE WOMEN, I LIKE WOMEN, I LIKE THE CONCEPT OF A WOMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

In all seriousness, I am a human so I crave what most humans crave - warmth, laughter, beauty, truth, connectivity, joy, satisfaction and stimulation.

INTP to the Core, if that means anything to you
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for a third sector org doing web work and painter/ art with studio practice - mostly painting / drawing and the occasional bit of printmaking

Writing poems , doing the occasional open mic - https://manicminerpoet.wordpress.com/ is my blog for my poems

Building a video game , making strange films with my soul brother

lalala
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I paint as much as I can so I'm fairly good at that and have a knowledge of art history.

CSS and XHTML?? lol

Singing along to the smiths (usually drunk)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seems to be my laugh, many people have told me that it's either
a)infectious
b)pervy

haha

How much I look like Seth Rogen - not even joking, I've literally had about 15+ people tell me to my face that I look like the lad!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - Sci-Fi , anime, drama , comedy.
Nerdy films or funny, or art shit.

Cyberpunk as a genre is a particular interest- Matrix, Blade Runner, Ghost In the Shell, Akira etc are amongst my favourite films .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2rqFKaNOT8

Music -
I enjoy everything from the sweet tones of Morrissey and the Smiths to the harsh atonal screaming of Japanese Noise Music ala Melt Banana. In that sense I am a bit like a derelict industrial cybernetic machine controlled by sensitive man with a single rose in his hair at the helms of the cyberbeast, crushing cities with my enormous cybernetic feet, but feeling bad and writing a song about it afterwards.

I listen to a wide variety of music , music I have been listening to recently includes Tool, Radiohead, Aphex Twin, LFO, Autechre, Leonard Cohen, Kraftwerk, Max Richter, Boards of Canada, The Smiths, joy Division, Cabaret Voltaire, Coil, Sqaurepusher , Echo and the Bunnymen, A Perfect Circle, Earthtone9, Meshuggah, Slayer, Dead Can Dance, God is an Astronaut, Mogwai, Olafar Arnalds, Joceyln Pook, Sikth

epicness - http://youtu.be/zg2076b5Lqc

http://www.last.fm/user/perma_fried

I also make electronic music:
http://brokengod.bandcamp.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52C3rYmxTAg

Food - Chinese or Indian - Pizza a lot (too often)

Comedy - Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Louis CK, Stewart Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slBMv3gY4Sc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internetz
MA FRIENDS!
Music
Art!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The big questions - why are we here? The purpose of existence etc, basically questions for which there are no definitive or objective answers, but which are good to ponder. Philosophical questions around meaning and purpose I guess.

I also spend a lot of time reading up and researching art history because I find it really interesting to see how different cultures have expressed themselves though time, and it helps inform my own creative processes

I'm not especially good at science but I do like to think about physics , especially physics related to cosmology and the nature of reality.

Thinking about what creates the experience conciousness and then getting trapped in an internal mind maze and making a face.

Web Design / development languages

Day dreaming about abstract visual architectures of the imagination, dream planes etc
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staring blankly at a computer screen or out and about on the town drinking , or Netflix / Youtube Vortex.

Mostly the Youtube Vortex... Waaa
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like the general look of my face and you dig my online virtual avatar?

You fancy a pint, a coffee, a walk

You know of good Art shows to visit or gig

If you are female and into Aphex Twin and / or Autechre in a big way we may as well skip the dating bit and just get married haha