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mr_hilikus

25 Oxford, MS Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sorta adult living in a college town.

I work at a software company here in town. They pay me to find bugs and glitches and make people happy, so I'm kinda the nerd equivalent of Sherlock Holmes, but without the weird hat and drug addiction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If I'm not busy at the office, I'm either playing video games, lurking on Reddit, or bar hopping with friends.

I love taking trips during the weekends. Staying in town for too long makes me feel cooped up, so I like stretching my legs every so often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I enjoy writing when I have to the time to, although that's not too often anymore.

I really like fixing things. I'm a tinkerer at heart and I love trying to figure out things tick. My job provides me with plenty of that, so I'm lucky to love my work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually sport a beard, so probably that. Or my tattoos as they're starting to accumulate
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stephen King is my favorite author, so I love almost all of his stuff. I'm also a big fan of fantasy and sci-fi books. Dean Koontz and John Grisham are pretty decent too. I'm midway through A Song of Ice and Fire and I really need to finish them so I can watch A Game of Thrones. My absolute favorite book is John Dies at the End by David Wong.

I'm a huge fan of the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings movies. I also loved Sin City, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Clerks, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Fight Club, and Secret Window. I love awful B-movies as well. Birdemic will always have a place in my heart.

Some of my favorite bands are Chevelle, Incubus, Weezer, The Mars Volta, CKY, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, My Morning Jacket, and terrible, terrible rappers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Email
My kinda smart phone
One green towel
Headphones
My tattoos (would hate to lose them)
The fifteen million cables that are always in my computer bag.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if Kanye West has secretly been playing a character his entire adult life and is, in fact, the greatest comedic genius of our time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, playing a video game while watching dumb stuff on YouTube, or working. Or napping. I hated taking naps when I was a kid, so I'm trying to make up for lost time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once saw Danny Glover in the airport in Atlanta and he looked absolutely befuddled. I tell people that because I love the word, "befuddled."
You should message me if
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You like tattooed men with beards who make terrible jokes