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mr_manatee

26 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDmwI8GwtEw

wish i could dance like her ~*Q_Q*~
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Injuring myself, making horrifying artfood, hustlin', mixtape club, aural electronique, masturbating furiously, cooking, dumpstering and scrapping and home improvement

I recently got engaged to a real badass lady who I love a bunch. I am still open to meetin' friends (and possibly sexy friends) but uhhh don't expect to lock me down or nothin'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shouting, cooking, board games, sleeping in sleeping bags, taking pictures, making yr ears bleed, peeing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Garish color scheme; greatly unwashed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comic books. Pulp sci-fi novels about sex with alien bee people. Boring political/historical shit. Kerouac (FUCKING TYPICAL). Need more literature. Gimme yer books.

Star Trek.

Rituals. Brazil. La Piel Que Habito. Chunky Latinas 5-8 combo VHS. Vampire Hookers. Class of 1984. Doom Generation. High-minded sleaze, camp, and exceptional weirdness.

Pocahaunted, DJ Screw, Eyehategod, Modern Witch, Rudimentary Peni, Comateens, Atari Teenage Riot, Johnathan Richman, Thee Oh Sees, Teenage Jesus & the Jerks, Zola Jesus, Frankie Knuckles, Chrissy Murderbot, Sleep, UGK, Blank Dogs, Wizzard Sleeve, the Big Boys, Quintron, Solid Space, Husker Du, Japanther, Mischief Brew, Sonic Youth, Mayhem, Jeffrey Lewis, Big L, The Mountain Goats, garage rock through the ages, early american folk, 3rd world psychedelia, post punk, chicago house, jungle, ____wave, Not Not Fun/100% Silk, nola bounce, harsh noise, anything violent

Lately: japanese noodle bowls, leftover soups, red beans, apple cider vinegar, Nubian Queen Lola's. I love kombucha and pickles and stews and lemongrass and perfectly ripe fruit. I've got an equal affinity for excessively fancy haute cuisine, obnoxiously healthy hippy food, and perversely disgusting snacks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Legs. I'm the Too $hort of walking.

grain, legumes and vegetables wrapped in flatbread (burritos, falafel, etc).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
PureData. Where I'm going to sleep. The power of implied violence. Fookin'.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
magic the gathering, and I have a third nipple
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
IF YOU HAVE A RAFT THAT GOES DOWN (OR UP) THE MISSISSIPPI MESSAGE ME IMMEDIATELY

You want to do projects or have adventures. You want to teach me stuff. You want to wrassle. You want to get high and make bitchin' food. You want to inform me politically, scientifically, or philosophically. You want to abuse mass communication in amusing ways. You want to twerk. You want to ride bikes. You want to, period.