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26 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Today – 5:42pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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wish i could dance like her ~*Q_Q*~
What I’m doing with my life
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Injuring myself, making horrifying artfood, hustlin', capturing urine, aural electronique, masturbating furiously, cooking, dumpstering and scrapping and home improvement

I am engaged to a real badass lady who I love a bunch. I am still open to meeting friends (and possibly sexy friends) but don't expect to marry me because I am already getting married to someone whom I trust with my corpse more than you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shouting, cooking, board games, sleeping in sleeping bags, taking pictures, making yr ears bleed, peeing, wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Garish color scheme; greatly unwashed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comic books. Pulp sci-fi novels about sex with alien bee people. Boring political/historical shit. Kerouac (FUCKING TYPICAL). Need more literature. Gimme yer books.

Star Trek.

Rituals. Brazil. La Piel Que Habito. Chunky Latinas 5-8 combo VHS. Vampire Hookers. Class of 1984. Doom Generation. High-minded sleaze, camp, and exceptional weirdness.

Pocahaunted, DJ Screw, Eyehategod, Modern Witch, Rudimentary Peni, Comateens, Atari Teenage Riot, Johnathan Richman, Thee Oh Sees, Teenage Jesus & the Jerks, Zola Jesus, Frankie Knuckles, Chrissy Murderbot, Sleep, UGK, Blank Dogs, Wizzard Sleeve, the Big Boys, Quintron, Solid Space, Husker Du, Japanther, Mischief Brew, Sonic Youth, Mayhem, Jeffrey Lewis, Big L, The Mountain Goats, garage rock through the ages, early american folk, 3rd world psychedelia, post punk, chicago house, jungle, ____wave, Not Not Fun/100% Silk, nola bounce, harsh noise, anything violent

Lately: japanese noodle bowls, leftover soups, red beans, apple cider vinegar, Nubian Queen Lola's. I love kombucha and pickles and stews and lemongrass and perfectly ripe fruit. I've got an equal affinity for excessively fancy haute cuisine, obnoxiously healthy hippy food, and perversely disgusting snacks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Legs. I'm the Too $hort of walking.

grain, legumes and vegetables wrapped in flatbread (burritos, falafel, etc).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Drum patterns, visual programming languages, unconventional drug combinations, the power of implied violence, internet sex(uality)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a third nipple
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you just heard the most incredible song and you have to share it with someone/me

All songs accepted, basic/next level dichotomy irrelevant

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