I'm a mortician. My real calling in life is drawing comics in the tradition of underground cartoonists like Robert Crumb and S. Clay Wilson, but that doesn't pay the rent, so a few years ago I went to mortuary school. Working with dead people keeps me constantly entertained, and full of new stories which I will probably insist on sharing over dinner.
I read a lot, especially history. Favorite topics include African civil wars, the 1939 Russo-Finnish Winter War, religion and the occult, philosophy, Japanese history, Antarctic explorers, true crime, terrorism, subcultures, strange or remote regions of the world and the way their perspectives on life contrast violently with ours. Obviously, I am a GIANT FUCKING NERD.
I accepted long ago that I am not a nice person in the conventional sense, but at least I am straightforward. I do not bullshit people, and expect the same in return. People who ask for my honest opinion should be prepared for some bluntness and lack of tact, but I can take it as well as I dish it, and appreciate that in others.
Sex and spicy food are my only two vices in life, and I like to indulge them as much as possible. I like sex rough and dirty, and am frequently attracted to the so-called "flaws" that give most women their character. I am clearly not romantic, but I make up for that in equal amounts of "nerdy" and "kinky." I can actually have a conversation both before AND after sex. And I like the plus-size gals.