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38 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:17am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have the traits of both a kid and a cranky old man. It is endearing, I assure you.

I don't like loud noises and prefer not to stay up extremely late nor drink to excess.

I am slender but relatively fit.

My hair was disappearing, so I finished the job.

I catch mistakes for a living.

I appreciate proper grammar.

I exhibit all traits of a classic introvert.

I am on time or early most of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
My profession is to help coders improve their code by finding bugs. A glorified exterminator, except I just find them and let other people kill (fix) them.

I'm currently gearing up for the Chicago Marathon (my first) for which I foolishly signed up. I'm mostly worried about getting up early.
I’m really good at
Observational skills.

Fixing your computer.

Unawkward silences.

Listening to several conversations at once while reading my book.

Word play.
(Message me if you want a Words with Friends or Scramble with Friends buddy!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm generally quiet and possibly come off as aloof.
It's not intentional; it's just that introversion thing.

I also tend to be very subtle in my sarcasm (playful, not mean).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Latest books:
Battle Royale, by Koushun Takami
Ball Four, by Jim Bouton
Replay, by Ken Grimwood
The Making of the President 1960, by Theodore White
Time and Again, by Jack Finney
Earth Abides, by George Stewart
The six things I could never do without
Wit and verbal creativity
Other people's smarts
Reading material
Problems to solve
[reserved spot for item #6 here]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my brain was removed from my body yet was provided with all of the sensory inputs it expected, would I notice?
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, relaxing, recharging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have an Instagram account, but my cat does.
She enjoys applying filters to photos of her dinner.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a quick wit and/or are very observant.

You are a fount of knowledge and like to share it and add to it.

You would enjoy receiving a thoughtful trinket instead of flowers or baubles.

You are not too religious.

You do not smoke.

You know it is often the company you keep rather than the activities you do that makes most things interesting.